The Christmas We Get
It's not quite pictures in the snow, but amidst all the stupid jokes, gross-out humor, and returning holiday madness, something \*real\* lurks beneath the surface.
Pony Joke (part two of four)
When are you going to make the joke? you know?" the cougar raised an eyebrow, leaning back a little so that he could see her more fully. "what joke? i don't know what you mean."
Rejecting God
God had a friendly, fatherly smile; the one flashed when telling bad jokes. "not much of a coffee drinker."
The Tale of Five Swing Park
They had the pizza graveyard in their car, yet they found no one to sell them their dog. Monday came, and all they could think about was sandwiches, but sandwiches seldom have a habit of falling out of the sky, so they went home hungry. They still had...
OP Alicorn Isekai Adventure
"apocalypse bringer" was no joke and it couldn't be fooled. even trying to do so could have disastrous consequences. but his body hurt and he didn't like it. surely a healing spell wouldn't do anything... bad. he gulped. quote: casting _heal_...
Tales of the Convenant, Part 3
TALES OF THE COVENANT, PART 3 "This requires a VERY careful approach." Esmeralda insisted to Sandra. Ever since the Vore Clan threat had vanished the girl had become more confident in herself, and she'd gained a much larger circle of friends....
Turian Mating Results
“you know you don’t have to keep making calibration jokes if you’re nervous, right?” “shepard, the moment i admit that i’m nervous is the moment that i tell you that you could beat me in a sniping competition.”
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Twenty Eight
No more jokes about old grans!" the peasants milled about, murmuring amongst each other. "i mean it!" asterbury glared at the crowd, his fangs bared. "what about about me old nan?" "or my old da?" "what about me young gran?"
Refrigerator Repair (SFW Slice-of-Life Story)
A knock sounds at the door of Apartment 709. Radar’s ears perk, and he groans as he pulls himself off his sofa and stretches out his entire six-foot-nine frame, his huge wings extending as well. It’s been a rough morning; he had to replace his...
Scam in Hell
#3 of joke for furry campfire or relax in good mood the four jokes to be read are independent; -scam in hell -lost paradise -the gold of paradise -crossed the desert reading in the timeline give the thread of a small.. little story.
Getting Accustomed [Nick Wilde-> Bonnie Hopps TF]
It was weird for Nick to be inside the Hopps household without his closest friend Judy around to chaperone him but he was working on being friendlier to others-- prey or otherwise-- so he sucked up the awkwardness and tried to be socialable. All...
Dirty Limericks
Five individuals circled the lone table. A cornucopia of junk food and alcohol sat on a coffee table nearby as five sets of eyes stared at each other, examining each other, and predicting each other. A battle of wits and charisma was about to...