Welcome To The Zoo! [Commission]
“...or my birthday… holy mackerel, i _don't_ remember when my birthday is!" ariel squeaked in a near panic. “did your mother actually have a calendar handy?" “oh, right… i guess i never knew my _actual_ birthday.
Relentless Waves
In ya' get to calm the mackerel down. we ain't getting any younger, and it would be nice to make sure these two are ready to go on their way before the world falls apart."
Bittersweet Memories pt1
I will say that my species was feline, a common house cat most would call a mackerel tabby. nothing all to unique about my light and dark gray striped fur, complete with the signature "m" marking on my forehead.
Game of Life • part 4
Fishing for mackerel with my dad. grinding pigments and carefully mixing them to match the gold of my pelt. sneaking into the ver tallens orchard with my friend allon. what the fuck? what the _fuck?_ i had a friend.
The Stonehouse Mysteries - The Malicious Masquerade (Full)
And be as wet as a mackerel in a blanket." i flicked ash in the vague direction of the ashtray as she stomped over and glared at me. "that should suit you quite nicely." "you shouldn't joke about it, em," she shook her head.
Tails of Interest Vol. 1 (Collab!)
Art asked, “we have cum seasoned mackerel and pineapples roasting near the flames, i'm sure the two of you are hungry." both felicity and jill seemed to perk up at the mention of kinky sticky food. “i don't know," felicity ventured.
Maelstrom Part 3
Lord, she was so useless in this tank thinking about… gosh-darned mackerel she was kind of hungry for! listen, she had been told. see. how could anyone listen with so many thoughts tumbling through their heads?
Wrong Bride, Right Groom - The past is a Nightmare
Small boats and fishing ships danced around the both the collar and the hems of both the pants and the shirt, while there was a giant picture of a mackerel splashing out of the surf on the back.
Chapter 24: A Whole Clowder of Cats
Despite her nervousness, ellie noted that jason was the only mackerel tabby in his family; except for blake, who was solid black, all of the others were true tabbies with swirling black, silver, or dark gray patterns rather than jason's stripy bars.
Zippy Zipperdale: Moderately Mad Scientist
"holy mackerel!!!!!!" zippy screamed, fully aware of the irony of the words.
Shark Lovers 4
"fish, i like mackerel and sardines" "what about human food?" "burger king, coffee and alcohol" "what is that smell?" she asked again.
The Legend of Knotting Ham
"sorry, little john and i were--holy mackerel!" he gazed down at her stomach. she stroked her stomach lovingly. her fingers sought to soothe its gurgling, churning insides and its tender, stretched pelt. "i also had a snack."