Inter-Dimensional Farm Story, Part 1: Introduction

He followed the father out of the house, where barry, a massive, fat st bernard, appeared shortly thereafter.

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Turnabout is Fair Play, Ch. 1: Vanilla Milkshake

Ralph, obviously a bit younger than alex, was an overweight st. bernard who was quite the opposite. he struggled with his work, panting and sweating hard just to move from one office to another. the st.

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Pj and Pete chapter 18

Robert gathered the money on the table with his trunk and slid it towards the st. bernard muttering curses the whole way. "lucky bastard."

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Summertime happiness

He's a st. bernard and of good size to. i got him from a rescue last month and he was so beautiful looking. "down, buddy" i said, trying to get his paws off me.

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Or die once more

Ten years, they had not been kind to the st bernard. his fur was greying, his eyes were milky, his shop dusty and obviously little used. "i have business here bert, old business." the coyote said slamming his colt down on the counter.

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Spirit Bound: Chapter 156

The st. bernard crossed her arms and her frown deepened into a glower. "there's only _one_ god, and no such thing as titans." liam arched an eyebrow. "empirical evidence, my dear.

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Teaser: Taking One for the Team

Dalmatian, husky, st. bernard. _too old. too nerdy. too mannish._ basset hound, pug, pomeranian. _is that a guy? just yuck on the pug. now here's something._ craig took another look at the pomeranian.

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John pt. 2: Jebediah

- jebediah a st. bernard comes up to the counter "you havent even paid for the last 10 drinks i gave you, now you better pay up or..."- barkeep "oh come on, you know i'm good for it, just give me another drink and i'll pay ya for all of them.

I am the Manager

Normally, i didn't volunteer to take over for daniel's employee's breaks but given the fact that one of his baristas quit the day before without any warning, the st. bernard somehow convinced me otherwise.

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Runaway Ratón (Part 1)

When she saw the big anthro st. bernard all she saw was the perpetrator of her misfortune. 'this is all his fault!' she thought to herself.

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The Lock - Early Short Story Attempt

Two legs of my flight back to state side had me shoved into a huge kennel for a st. bernard. roomy for the st. bernard, cramped for me. the major looked like he was about to say something sarcastic then stopped.

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Horsie Ride, Part 1 - Forced Entry

#1 of horsie ride a young st bernard pup is deflowered in a restroom after school. _tick...tick...tick.... brrrrrring!

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