The Teacher's Pet Project Insert: The Tanuki's Breakthrough
The analogy is quite accurate." the elder mage smiles, enjoying the chance to expound upon his theory. "like the earth's plates, your magical aura is fractured and shifting.
Humor and a Hump
Yea, that's a good analogy. in any case, richard sat down, heart beating fast, and pulled away his pants completely and undressed.
Shattered Glass Chapter 11: The Figure
I actually laughed at its analogy because i could tell it was sarcastic but true. i wasn't sure if it was expecting that reaction from me or not but regardless i stepped into the room and the door closed behind me locking itself once again.
Jenna's Story: Jake Short
Jake stood up before his fantasy continued, feeling the pressure in his sack rising as he tried to time his fantasy to its current analog in real life.
[Draconicon] Werewolf Exorcism, 1: The Demon and the Raven
The raven wasn't particularly picky with analogies. sighing, he wrapped his hand around it, almost immediately forcing the demon to groan. he started stroking, working a soft thumb over the tip as he encouraged it to grow.
MoN - Ch. 4: Reunited, We are One
But using that analogy, if they pigged out on the appetizers, their dinner would be ruined!
HoT sPoT (Lovecraftian colors TFTG)
An analogy that may interest the reader; imagine a gallon of milk. imagine a shot glass. imagine trying to pour the gallon of milk into the shot glass. there will be...spillover.
Slightly Foxed, But Still Desirable
It's not an exact analogy, nor should it be. it does, however, lend itself to a number of jokes about being "middle-aged" as opposed to being from the middle ages.
Finishing your first day
She lays her huge rubbery penis analogy ontop of your left haunch and rocks back and forth slightly. trembling violently, knowing what is going to happen next, your bladder gives out forcing a whole days worth of urine out a hole in the
Beware-wolf
You feel the first shot of your bubbling jizz fight its way past those practiced walls until it erupts from your spearpoint like the finale of a fireworks display - a fitting analogy, given that you're currently seeing sparkles and phantom flashes of light
Why You Should Never Fuck Your Sister - A None-Connected Sequel to “Oh God I’m So Fucking Dead!”
I do apologize for that analogy, but it was the best and funniest one i could use right now. oh by the way did you catch that? analogy, anal-ogy, gay bear, piles...no? ah well, it was worth a shot!
HATSSSSS Chapter Six
“your analogies are terrible." he sighed. “couldn't you have gone to anyone else?" “for the last time, leo. no." leo continued to fling rocks into the lake. nothing else to say. he always suspected that she was a little more feral than she let on.