Why Cold Turkey Doesn't Work.

? I couldn't sleep. Everyone was probably dreaming with the day that would come, or maybe sleepless because of such day. I was sleepless because of another matter. It was dawn, meaning that I had gone three days without masturbation. I was starting to...

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A Rude Awakening

Part 4: A Rude Awakening \*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP\* I swung my arm in the direction of that damned beeping. Forgetting that Robbie was in my bed too I accidentally hit him square on the muzzle. Yelping, he rolled out of the bed clutching his...

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Thanksgivin' Dinner

Volkner only swished his tail and put the large turkey in the oven, "listen," he'd begin, "i don't know why the turkey is so awesome on today...people glaze hams...they season a turkey and put gravy on it..at most. what's so special about it?"

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Fur, Feathers, Folly: A Long-dead Lunatic's Sick Joke Dungeon

The turkey vulture was the first to reach the bottom. jean stepped widely where he could, avoiding the mucky water on his talons as much as avianly possible.

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Naantam, Naantam

They supped together on the turkey, roast on her hearth.            

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Typical Fairy Tail Ending

He slapped his massive belly and forced himself on top of his enormous turkey legs.

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A Good Night\'s Rest

He managed to find a baggy of deli sliced turkey. jay stared for a moment at the bread that lay only feet away on the kitchen counter. "meh...screw it." he muttered, ignoring the bread and diving into the bag. every muscle in him ached.

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New Generation of Heroes: Chapter 8 - "Beats in the Darkness"

He cut a dainty amount from his slice of turkey as his son snatched an entire leg, bit into it, and smiled up at him with grease and bits of flesh on his whiskers. "take it easy, buddy," he said.

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Lykos 3-05 - Thicker Than Water

Marya gave a nod to artyom to encourage him to start cutting into the turkey as she reached for the potatoes.

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Empire of the Cold Turkey Tiger:The Rise of Beaverspear.

It was run by the tigers, their lord was, cold turkey, and his slave, the beaver.

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Friends with Needs

How is the turkey burger?" burkiel takes a bite of his burger. "i haven't even taken a bite of it yet..." srendt takes a bite. "oh, this is great. what did you put in it this time?" "i put red peppers and roasted garlic into the ground turkey.

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Venison? More like Veni-Yum!

"i can't believe he's had most of the turkey already..." oreo growled to herself, ducking back down as her stomach let out a greedy grumble.

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