Latex Rattlesnake (Part 1)

Through the waking up on the wrong side of the bed, rushing to class, and feeling attacked by her douche-bag of a teacher, she felt confident that she can go on about her day without having to worry about what else was in store for her.

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Sheath and Knife: Snow Daze part 6

Yer out of here douche bags!" "we continued in the parking lot which got our dad's involved, which got uncles involved which turned into a car torching riot. we....are the romeo and juliet families of biathlon." kemper groaned.

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Line-Out

I'd figured some of his team must've been the macho douche bag type to give him shit for being gay, otherwise he wouldn't be so nervous about what we do.

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The Tryouts

The thing that was a problem was the douche bag of a section leader that year that i didn't want to put up with." andy switched his glare from the wolf to jeff. the wolf laughed, his cronies and jeff copying. "ha-ha riiiight.

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Our Pride chapter 4

"douche bag is back there. got into it pretty bad with tyler's dad so he is shutting the place down. cant be around someone that is so hateful towards his son. no manager, no pizza joint." david came back a short while later with a hand written sign.

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In My Wildest Dreams Ch. 24 Getting "Connected"

"what a couple of douche-bags!" joey interjected. "that they are!" joe agreed. with our business taken care of, we said our goodbyes to joe and headed out to joey's car. as he started up the car joey said with a smirk on his muzzle.

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Iron Dragon Chapters 145-146

"that is because he is a douche bag." tabbatha huffed as she sat down at the table. they all looked at the little mouse in astonishment. "what?" "that is the first time i have ever heard you say something like that." jade said and smiled.

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Aquata Cove - Chapter 16

He's kind of a douche-bag around that gets on everybody's nerves. he was promoted to manager a few years ago. looks like he's finally been found out that he's gay. adam sighed as he walked away. it was nice working here while it lasted.  ~~~  "yeah? so?"

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Chapter 52: Fury.

"go right ahead, douche bag. when it happens, i'm going to have suicune and his brothers pay you a visit during the night, and let them explain to you why that'd be such a truly fucking dumb idea. he wasn't hurting anyone.

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Rubber and Pigskin (Pt. 4)

I just rolled my eyes, probably just some pathetic sap from somewhere who would either turn out to be really nice and have everyone love him or her or turn out to be a complete douche bag.

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The Jock

He says, still wearing that infuriatingly adorable douche bag face. "haha, you even drooled a bit. here, let me . . ."

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Aimless Fate: Chapter 1

"here it is, douche bag. now, stop whining." mike said, handing his friend the controller. "what are we playing first?"

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