Socks to be you!

"brit-- w-wait," they stuttered, panickedly sitting up and yanking the filthy socks away from them, "i can explain--!" "explain what? that you're a freak that gets off to socks?"

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Not So Grump

I just haven't had my brit malih this week since my personal mohel is out of town. arin: i- what? dan: have you never wondered why brian can kill me each time we release an album? i heal myself every time i jizz.

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Hidden in a cave

'cuz, y'know, life's a brit. i laughed as the water pressure popped my ears. it stung a little, but, at least i could hear. water swishing by...the vines shifting...and..what was that intense hum? i saw the rocks glowing brighter.

Emily

Deciding not to comment on how utterly wasteful such a thing was, alex instead said, "i just don't like brit cars. german cars, oh, ja baby, they're the scheise!" he laughed again, turning the corner and heading towards the high school.

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Chapter 9 - The Dragon

You don't talk like a brit." "there's a reason for that, oro. it was harder for people to take me seriously when i didn't disguise my voice. hell, even now people still make fun of me when i speak!

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Fenris' Inferno Chapter 3: Initiation

To which the brit replies by bonking him on the head. "ow!" "now shut up and pay attention, he's speaking again." the robed figure spreads his arms wide and smiles down at the lesser members.

Only In Florida...

"hey, brit, when do we turn back? not that i'm in a hurry to, but-brit?" she called out, but her friend was underwater, unable to hear her as she enjoyed her new form for however long it was to be hers.

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Beyond The Spectrum: Chapter 2: The Meeting(That changed my life)

They, along with their blood rival seviper, where brought here from australia during the american revolution; the brits thought that if they sent the two into the colonies, they would pick off the colonists one by one; boy were they wrong.

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Hejira 07

The brit tree asks him. gareth looks down and panics at the sight of a floppy, boneless left leg. he stumbles back and falls onto the dirt, which turns into a sloshy ooze of mud.

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Dovahzaam

. --- dun gaaf tuz (grace ghost blade) drog faad ul (lord warmth eternity) mal brit kul (little beautiful son) --- somewhere in an out of the way cave in an out of the way corner of the land

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Howard's Way (1)

"ah you brits and your dry humour, i have been over here many times but i'm still trying to get a handle on it, anyway, take me to this sainted place and don't spare the horses, otherwise i might mistake you for my steak" thankfully the blush does not show

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Changed spots

She had an overwhelming feeling of happiness and contentment as her tongue danced with brit's own broad soft tongue.

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