RH's Brachina
Unfortunately, some dumber paladins can easily mistake an aufernal for an infernal, leaving either a sexually confused clergyman or a brachina in a chastity belt, give or a take if they have a fetish for that.
Witch Blood - 02
_one day they'll tame something dumber ... and the damn things will look up with gaping mouths and drown when it starts to rain._ sirius approached in silence but he arrived to find the girl standing with her staff and staring intently at his flock.
Bound In Beast Flesh -- How to Be Bad
Every second wearing the thing, you feel a little dumber, a little smarter, and a little different. strange impulses fill your head--the ones from before--telling you to ride the change out, telling you to see what happens next.
System Under Fire Chapter One: Dim Sparks
Yes even in this day and age we have people dumber than a sack of potatoes. oh i seem bitter against the jocks don't i? well quite a number of them are smart and can function well enough outside of smashing into each other.
Hot for teacher
He wasn't about to complain if anything he planned on getting a little dumber. "so lets get started, your first assignment will be shakespeare."
6- Fire & Lightning
"you are dumber than you look dragon, and that's saying a lot. we were going to take his head and be done with it, but now you have shown us we need yours as well." sithris tilted his head, looking around as a circle of apes slowly surrounded them.
Green Bananas
Cody loved bailey, but if he hadn't realized by now he was turning into a monkey, he was certainly dumber than a bag of bricks. still, dumb boyfriends could be hot. cody wriggled his own shorts down, letting his uncircumcised cock spring upwards.
Elvira and Seth - Chapter 8
"don't act dumber than you are, stallion," growled the goddess, "take her on the next quest and just make sure she doesn't do anything stupid. the rest will take care of itself." "thank you. that's exactly what i wanted to hear," seth quipped.
Cold Days - Chapter 4
We decided on dumb and dumber and hopped into bed. "kayleb?" i asked him.
Blue Valley Underground - Part 10 - Skinny
She wiggled her fingers in the air at 'chivalrous knight', making feel even dumber. "that's not what i want," he replied earnestly, "yeah, thinking back on it, it was...pretty dumb to follow you. i can't even afford a ticket home."
Rivals and Partners
"like you gotta ask that," he groused, as if a dumber question had never been spoken. fox grinned. "right, yeah. forgot who i was talking to."
thiccbli
"the charm wasn't supposed to make you dumber," he said in a valiant attempt to ignore his throbbing stiffness. "i mean, it would be difficult for you to be dumber, but-" "winter!" just the call of his name was enough to make him squirm.