Meeting the Neibhors
She stopped and gasped at the sight of the backwoods, hillbilly otter accompanied by the professional eagle. she swiftly walked toward them as she said, "oh you must be miss. hawkins," she extended her paw, "i'm beth, we set up the meeting by e-mail.
Cecily Behind the Wheel
The guy looks like a hillbilly but seems to be more crazy than backwards. does he ever wear anything this isn't overalls?" she asked as she went back to snapping pictures as they neared the outer edge of the city."um...
Meeting the Men
She said pointing to a u-haul with a camaro on a car trailer and an old faded chevy truck that looked like it was packed by the beverly hillbillies, everything stacked and held in place by rope.
Scooby and the hole in the wall gang (bang) with illustration
Some flyspeck community populated by inbred slack-jawed hillbillies out in flyover country. why oh why couldn't more of their cases take place in new york, or hollywood. now those were sweet gigs, the celebrities, and after mission shopping excursions.
MLP classroom capers (by mugman)
"look here you hillbilly! this is a pure made from 100% silver with the finest blood diamonds tiara, not a cheap one bit store rip off!"
The Story of Daniel - Chapter 5
That stupid kid...the car...well, i ain't gonna any crap from stupid hillbilly cops.'_ "piss off. i ain't gonna answer shit. and hey! where's my lawyer? i know my rights." a smug smile lit his face.
Continued Correction
"didn't figure you'd be the type to live in hillbilly house." his hands went to his pockets, "please tell me you ran offall the murderous hicks." amelia snorted, "please, how do you think i got this place?"
This Forsaken World Episode 12
If we let him go, or worse, take him back to searchlight and then the boss lets him go, what do you think he'll say when he gets home to his hillbilly family?" “damn..." “yeah! sounds like a war to me! i saw we drown him right now, just in case.
Requiem for a roommate, Part 2.
About three years ago, a family of hybrid hillbillies bought the whole place, and sold their awful "food" there. the meat was questionable, the spices were stretched with sawdust, and nobody even wanted to know why the lemonade tasted so strangely.
Deep in The Heart of Texas: The Adventures of Andrew and Sande
Not much else exciting happened for the rest of the trip until i got into arkansas when some smartass hillbilly goat in a truck tried to run me off i 40 just before little rock.
roll in the hay
a gift from my roo [http://darokko.sofurry.com/](http://darokko.sofurry.com/) ~"Oh, damnit!" Moaned the kangaroogan loudly, his voice reverberating thought out the large barn. "Come on now. Relax for me, baby." Whispered the big blue tick hound to...
The Dogs: Born For Adversity
She was beautiful with her long curly hair that fell past her shoulders, the oval face with the ever-smiling mouth, _her tolerance of him as a strange little hillbilly creep_...but she was