Podunk Blues, Part 2

Narrowing his eyes, he hissed, "you don't even look like a lorenzo, but some... hillbilly wanting to be a wop."

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Andy and the Stallion - 3/5

He put on a hillbilly accent, insisting that andy needed to come and lay over his lap for a spanking, but andy just stuck his tongue out.

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The Dogs: And It Came To Pass In Those Days

Blue eyes, remarked on by his superior officers, always blurred by the tears as only men put through that awful fire can understand, blinded by dust and smoke...as though possessed, he dragged what injured he could, the same men who mocked him for being a hillbilly

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Scooby and the hole in the wall gang (bang) with illustration

Some flyspeck community populated by inbred slack-jawed hillbillies out in flyover country.  why oh why couldn't more of their cases take place in new york, or hollywood. now those were sweet gigs, the celebrities, and after mission shopping excursions.

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Meeting the Neibhors

She stopped and  gasped at the sight of the  backwoods, hillbilly otter accompanied by the professional eagle. she swiftly walked toward them as she  said, "oh you must be miss. hawkins," she extended her paw, "i'm beth, we set up the meeting by e-mail.

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Cecily Behind the Wheel

The guy looks like a hillbilly but seems to be more crazy than backwards. does he ever wear anything this isn't overalls?" she asked as she went back to snapping pictures as they neared the outer edge of the city."um...

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Meeting the Men

She said pointing to a u-haul with a camaro on a car trailer and an old faded chevy truck that looked like it was packed  by the beverly hillbillies, everything stacked and held in place by rope.

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life with a dragon: Trouble on the road

._ _sarven, this place just reeks of southern hick hillbilly. these people are gangsters and think they own the whole damn planet.

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4 Dollars' Worth Part 2 - Zootopia R34 - Commission for Basque

_you mean when you were a dumb hillbilly who picked on bunnies smaller than you?_ nick thought, but did not say. he bit his tongue and felt a twinge of guilt. he knew better than to judge others on the actions they took when they were younger and dumber.

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Gutpunch 7: Revenge of the financial deficit

. - what i hate are all these hillbillies and country bumpkins coming here, making a fuss about who cursed them and how and then claiming that i am not an expert on the matter! -you aren't really that much of an expert.

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Addiction - Chapter Twenty-nine: Chase

By eight fifteen i lay on the couch, silently watching "the beverly hillbillies" on their huge television set. this would be harder than i thought. day in, day out that's how it went. believe me, i felt grateful, but something seemed missing.

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The Story of Daniel - Chapter 5

That stupid kid...the car...well, i ain't gonna any crap from stupid hillbilly cops.'_ "piss off. i ain't gonna answer shit. and hey! where's my lawyer? i know my rights." a smug smile lit his face.

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