Who We Think We Are
How about victor rory how about victor you want to bed him and have romantic times with him and you want to do him in the ass and buy him beef jerky and lactose free chocolates and then you cant go on doing that same stuff with tigers that's naughty
Lugo: One for the Birds
And lugo forgot kioga's lactose intolerance pills. "god damn it!" lugo roared, punching his steering wheel again, then countersteering as he nearly hit a compact car.
Minotaur Milk
Ariadne and her friend lucria sign up for a lactose-tolerant test in which they are hybridized with animals to improve their bodies, or simply just get milkier, but the two women's forms take two very different yet equally attractive routes to get there.
Pinewoods: Leo & Mike, part 4
Lizards like him were naturally lactose intolerant, and the gallon of milk would wreak terrible havoc on his guts--just as it was intended. "and you taste... dirty." leo gave mike an exhausted grin, flicking his tongue out over the deer's nose.
Leviathan 11: White Whale
The wolf opens the fridge and retrieves a small carton of lactose-free milk. after a quick sniff he swallows a few mouthfuls. "like i said this place is mostly for when our netrunners trip up some hardcore ice, bring down the heat, y'know?
Finding out how the milk is made
Everyone could enjoy it, even the lactose intolerant for reasons no one had quite nailed down. indeed, the product was a rather large mystery.
Blood & Carrots - Episode 6
I was lactose intolerant before this happened, so i can't relate. however, i get your analogy." i frown and looked down in thought. "maybe the blood is doing the trick?" "blood?"
Dimensional Balance Chapter 6: Two for One
Here was a spell to help with lactose intolerance. and one for...breast enlargement?! 'seriously, some wizards have too much time on their hands,' he thought. it didn't appear to have a spell for this specific problem though.
The Horrors of Stonebury 4
I'm lactose-intolerant." sarah was a friendly girl, and she smiled before shaking her head. "no worries! they've got soy vanilla, if you'd like."
A Maze and A Minotaur
Just showing lots of lactose. weird, huh. well, what do you expect from causdek crap?" "moo?" "see, there it is again. shit, he might have clipped his earpiece onto a cow as a joke. why is there a cow in the disarray? hell if i know.
Taking the Dirt Track
The thought flew through the jack rabbit's mind as fast as ice cream through the lactose intolerant with a similar feeling of discomfort in his stomach. josiah realised bryan was waiting for a reply. "oh, thanks.
Horfie, the Selective Service Elf
You're not gonna be bespectacled, girdle-wearin', lactose-intolerant, virginity-havin', gluten-hatin', insulin-takin', heart-murmurin', bespectacled, keyboard-tappin', calculator-usin', pocket-protectin' panty-waists any longer!