DJ DILF
The dj then got out his phone on a selfie stick and took a picture facing the crowd. then a few minutes later the picture was projected behind him and the audience cheered as the rhino in full view sucking badger off.
Flora: Scrapped Evening
Normally, even in this state, she would have told jasmaby to keep the selfies to himself but if it was just for a bit of private fun then it wouldn't be so bad.
To be a mascot
"it'll be something quick", he kept telling to himself, "just 15 minutes to slip in, another 15 to slip out, perhaps taking a selfie, leaving everything as it was, nobody gets hurt or fired."
Searching for Taco Supreme
The photos return to being much more mundane selfies of grug with other polar bears. some of the photos are of grug showing off fresh cuts on his body. other bleeding polar bears pose with him in photos.
Turbulent Currents (TTW pt. 4)
He looked at his reflection in the glass, it looked so different from his selfie, so insecure and uncertain. it filled him with rage. 'maybe he's right.' he thought, 'maybe it doesn't matter! maybe nothing in this godforsaken life matters.
Gemini Ties: Snap Fun
It was obvious that she was in front of a random building in ranchtown, and her tits were completely out, flashing the camera as she took a public selfie. that damn sister of his was going to drive him bonkers! "did anyone see you?"
Hypnovember 1 - Instant
You open it to find a crappy, badly lit selfie of the tiger with headphones on, flexing his bicep and pouting at the camera, puffing his moustache outward. rightfully, you call him a dork.
Sibling Desires
One photo in particular had his attention though, a selfie she'd snapped of the two of them when he'd first come to live with her.
Can I Take More?
._ in case anyone decided to be interested at the last minute i posted out a quick selfie--big blue boomer with a big blue tank--and headed back to my apartment. * * * days like this i wished i could afford a better place.
Nothing's Stopping You
"says the guy that sneaked into dark town to get a selfie with a krokorok and got an angry krookodile daddy morning wood pic instead." "i keep telling you that's my hand!" "last time you said it was a trick of the light. what's next week's excuse?"
Butt on the Bus
He took out his phone, snapped a selfie, and sent it to his friend clara. clara was good. she was the sister of a housemate who stan bumped into and quickly hit it off with.
Not Just a Pretty Face
Ogling at myself in revealing and suggestive snaps like this wasn't an everyday occurrence, and believe me, i had done my share of it - i'd been taking selfies even before the term was invented, lol.