Saving Santa CH1

T-thanks santa." "yeah don't worry about it!" chimed cupid behind me. "you're so prim and "_proppa_", haha! most of this is just ojt!" "ya got that right." santa agreed. i furrowed a brow and pawed at the ground.

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The Magic of Christmas

Outside the pole glowed with the magical energy of the season, clarice approaching santa as he worked the magics, "so has it worked?" she asked him.

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christmas wish list.

santa nervously, "ho ho what, they're dead." dopey, "yes santa, dead.

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Ch 2: Santa's Lap

"kids love santa." jason reasoned. "i don't love santa." i reminded him. "but you love me, right?" jason asked.

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Naughty Santa Part 2

#2 of naughty santa: a sex story in four parts pardon me for bastardizing the quote found later, and not giving the source because i can't remember where i read/heard it and who said/wrote it. ?? fantina was santa's head elf.

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How the Foxyote Ruined Christmas and then Saved Christmas

santa clause" it became clear he was out cold. _kickaha looked at santa with panic and dread. what's that sound? he whirled round and saw deer and a sled! eight reindeer stared at him -- oh, what had he done?

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a winters tail

At the stroke of 11 it was time, santa ready himself, the elves then got the reindeer up and ready as i helped load up santa's sack of goodies and then on the under side put the sack of none burning coal for the naughty children.

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Substitute Santa

"and you're going to let her have a little fun, or we'll scream santa-rape and get you fired. or maybe arrested. how many grabby santas have gotten arrested this year, huh?"

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Inflatabull: christmas story

I saw a line larger than any store, and it was leading to "santa's workshop." i smiled to myself as i passed, remembering when i was just a calf. i would sit on santa's lap and ask for whatever toy i wanted.

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The Christmas Card

Come sit by ol' santa paws and tell santa what you want this year for christmas my dear boy."

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Recruited

As i began to wash myself, santa came over the intercom,"before you start your shower you may want to work 'downstairs' first." i looked down to find that i had a raging boner.

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It can still pick up

The husky froze and his jaw dropped as santa stood up. "or maybe, you just want your gift instead?" the polar bear santa asked, holding out a paw. a husky, in an elf costume, rushed up and put a small box in santa's huge mitt.

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