Life of Pi(zza)
. \* for the seventh or eighth time that day, paradeox was returning from the front door with a shipment from a pizzeria; to show his loyalty to the brand, he had greeted the delivery guy wearing his tiny tzars maid outfit, though he wasn't sure how to gauge
How it's like to be a Fox
You can only hope and pray that the delivery guy is a fox too. if he just smiles and says nothing, he understands your pain. if not, he might vomit at you. ever tried to get vomit out of your chest fur? --- okay.
Movie Night
Tugging open the door, he tried to compose himself and even managed a little smile at the pizza delivery boy. taking the pair of pies he paid the ocelot throwing in a good tip and pushed the door closed with his foot.
Special Delivery (Fomatted to Fap!)
The lion-wolf was a delivery boy for the department that sold items of a sexual nature onboard ship. you would think this would lead to some interesting deliveries, but no, he just got people to sign for their package and then went on his way.
Pizza Delivery!
There was always the joke of the lucky pizza delivery boy finding a nice, slightly older lady, but, that didn't happen for real, did it? the quiet purr and nuzzle on his ears answered yes, yes it did as he moaned and whimpered.
Beatrice Santello (Ch 5) - Receiving
"na," said the odd bird, "i guess me and the delivery guy are just early." she unlocked the door, and stepped inside, frankly glad to be out of the wind. her breath came in clouds even inside though. germ was looking at her quizzically.
Abbadon and Max Pt 1
It wasn't much later that the delivery guy arrived. abbadon opened the door to greet him, hiding his bulk behind the door as before.
Zophie Meets the Neighbor
It's a delivery guy, who thrusts a huge package at me! (oh, get your mind out of the gutter! i'm not going to be sleeping with him!) for one, he's human, and i'm not attracted to...my deal with wayne doesn't cover humans! second, who does that?
A Hero's Reward Part III: Cats, and Dirty, Dirty Dogs
The doorbell rang, as the pizza delivery boy stepped onto the mat in front of the door. alex opened the door, and jumped in surprise. "oh shit... you're the pizza boy?" he stammered, face to face with a tall blue panther. "kyle... hello!"
The Reluctant Babysitter
He walked to the door and paid the delivery guy. he brought the pizza back into the living room and relaxed on the couch. his sister's attention was immediately back on him. she cooed softly and reached out her hand toward the box on the coffee table.
Trials of Snowkit: The climax
"i still don't get why you didn't just get a delivery guy do it" i ask, turning off the tv and facing him. "meh, never send a delivery guy to do your lover boy's job" drake smiled and sat on the couch.
Fuckboi's Cumming Home!
- send your cutest delivery boy~ the wolf wrote, completely unfazed by just how dumb that would actually be, still, they were rather horny, and deeply hoped that an underpaid delivery guy would want to upgrade their job