The Ballad Of Drunken Santa

"patrons were grabbed by drunken paws!" she shook her head and stomped a foot, our pleasant christmas now caput, grabbed my keys, run out the door, i've been shaken too the core, could he have been the real deal?

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Hookah House: Fratboy Foam (part 1)

He knew that their frat was doomed to be converted, and that their keg of beer would turn those willing to drink into more drunken gay werehyena nephews for him fuck.

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The Hook Up

Ok so, I've been going through old half finished stories and well finishing them. Like the last one, its not really grammatically perfect and the story line while inspired by real experiences is by far not real. Again please be gentle, read, enjoy and...

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Gap Year: Kissing and Alcohol

The next day, we walked around to some of the sights around London. We went to the Sherlock Holmes museum and each bought the classic Holmes hat. Holmes really meant a lot to us because it brought us together when things were really bad. Jake and I...

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House Partay

**Commissioned by [![avatar?user=329143&character=0&clevel=2](https://www.sofurryfiles.com/std/avatar?user=329143&character=0&clevel=2) FoxyJ](https://foxyj.sofurry.com/ "FoxyJ")** **Commission info:...

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Fat Moose #3

When he heard a soft knock at his door, he didn't normally open his door while... ‘entertaining' but he heard a soft drunken giggle... that sounded very familiar.

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Drunken Lullabies #7

At least, how i attempt to write things >>; drunken lullabies © flogging molly **drunken lullabies #7** by bartan tirix the bear cautiously approached the workshop, scanning the area for any traps he's previously fallen victim to.

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Questionable Judgment

Another day, another success story. And this had been a hell of a success story. Shadow Mountain was a really ghastly setting, few teams were willing to take it on - you could take nothing in, and bring nothing out. It seemed as if what was in there...

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Drunken Halloween Lullaby

Oh, and like that posted picture of the cerburrus; creepy comments are indeed welcome~ make me blush <<;;; drunken lullabies © flogging molly **drunken halloween lullaby** by bartan tirix the darkness was mostly banished by the bright

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Initiation

\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* \* This is my first story so I hope you enjoy, more is sure to come. \* \* I...

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Port of Call

As his eyes began to roll back he felt his entire body tingle as though he plunged into the throes of drunkenness.

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Trap

Clutching it he turned quickly and trotted back down the hall, hearding his drunken former friend moan weakly before the door was closed.

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