Lady Oink: Chapter 1
ham with a look of determination in her eyes. "you evildoers are no match against me and my heroic might!" dr. ham cracked a smile in response to lady oink's words. soon, that smile turned into a chuckle. then, dr. ham fell into hysterical laughter.
Penelope the Animal Lover
He savored the feel of my fur on his face for he knew if it wasn't for this, there was no way i'd ever take off my blanket for him or any other ham-ham, except pashmina and pedo-ham of course.
Fat Dogs (2020)
ham asked and len nodded his head. "sure, got to replace the fluids for another round."
Adding a Stick Up the Butt
"no, no, ham. you are perfectly in your rights to be upset when things go wrong." "yeah...yeah, you're right. you're right."
The Forgemaster's Ring
Orac roared in pain, as the blacksmith's hand, used to forging iron, smacked down on his orc-hams.
Spat's Revenge: The Party
Although she enjoyed playing with the ham-hams on a daily basis, it was time for her to go back home. after hearing this hamtaro decided that they should throw harmony a surprise going away party the day she was supposed to leave, which is today.
After Party - Holiday Special
He said, falling back into his chair and reaching for the ham. lucy sighed as she watched adam and sophie fight over the ham.
Thanksgivin' Dinner
"yeah...you're right...i have a lot to be thankful for...and damn i haven't put the ham in the oven!" he'd say rushing towards the beautifully prepared ham. he'd push it into the now full oven and close the door. "see?"
The Perfect Sandwich
"hah, such a dirty sandwich~" he teased letting out an odd moan as his hands tightened around it some more, pressing the ham together with a lot more as he started to grind against the walls of the ham a good amount more.
leiric does it again
"hmmm sliced ham sounds good. i can use it to make a few sandwiches" he says while grabbing the ham and the bread before making 4 sandwiches with two pieces of ham in each sandwich.
The Seven Days of Orcyon
Smacking orc-hams was the standard punishment in the orc army, since the muscular hams of orcs can take a lot more of it than in any other way and moreover because to orcs it also is uniquely humiliating.
What Will Happen To The Innocent?
She placed it in the pan along with another piece of ham. she left the last two un cooked. she yawned letting the piece of ham cook for 7 minutes and the bacon for the ten minutes just like sol asked.