The Worst(?) Thanksgiving Ever
"you ever hear those old stories about werewolves, about how they need to bite you to turn you into one?" i nodded again. not sure where she was going with this... "well, that's actually not true. about the biting, that is.
The Greatest Grandpa Ever
“how could i ever be mad at the best grandson in the whole world?” “i’m sure my friends and parents could convince you otherwise.” “no, you’re perfect.” he was the sweetest rat, no sweetest person in the whole world.
Best. Girlfriend. Ever.
My name is Max, and I like cubs. Before you close this page out of disgust, this isn't a story of me convincing my little sister to suck my cock or anything like that. No, this is much better than that. It's about how my girlfriend found out....
Best. Blizzard. Ever.
ever." "i want to," i said, "but i don't want to be the only one who's naked." "well i can fix that little problem." he said, rolling onto his back.
The Best Week Ever
She was already entirely nude, her breasts pressed against his belly, and her tongue slid across her lips, as though she eyed the sexiest piece of meat she ever witnessed.
The Best Sleepover EVER!
Best sleepover ever! it was finally time for him to go over to billy's house! jim had waited and waited through the whole week. it was going to be the best sleep over ever!
Best Weekend Ever
"this...was...the best day ever." i said, panting. still tired and out of breath. "i love you." "i love you too." i said as i gave him one last kiss and goodnight.
best birthday ever
"this should never, ever happen again." and so john found out everything he could about biochemistry. the approach of monoclonal antibodies seemed like the best one.
The Worst Day Ever
Slowly, ever slowly night came. though he didn't notice it. it was only when night had come and the moonlight shown that the tears had stopped and sleep over took him. sleep was weird this time.
No Nuts Not Ever
Jacob looked at the calendar - he still liked to keep a paper calendar, even in this day and age - and smiled, flush with pride at his self-control. [i]No Nut November[/i] had been a cinch. It was so easy, in fact, that he had taken it all the way...
The Best Birthday Ever
ever since they started dating in university, she’d fallen more and more in love with the labrador every day: thomas was as close to a soulmate as valrie ever would probably find. “hey, maybe if you give me a kiss for luck, your team will win.”
The Ever Evolving Garchomp
This time, it's for fa: strikedike who wanted his garchomp rex to be the ever evolving pokémon.