Zombies are Wankers: And Now the Actual Story Begins

He is carrying with him a thermos, cool ranch doritos, peanut butter-caramel-chocolate combination candy bars called bloody wonderfuls, a whole package of oreos, a whole package of peanut butter and chocolate pop-tarts that he just eats without toasting

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The Doctor's Daughter Chapter 1

"oreos and black cherry smirnoff, goddamn you know how to turn me on." "i know right," brian began, taking out an oreo. "hey!" nathan said, slapping the golden's paw, "those are mine!"

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Sweetening The Deal

It was a few seconds before ati was able to wipe and slurp enough of the oreo-laden cream from his muzzle that he could properly speak.

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HighSchool Love story

They called me stuff like oreo and other crap i didn't care about, i tried my best to ignore them.

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The Incredible Shrinking Fox

O o o atimist woke up from a weird dream of finding a valley of giant oreo cookies and nomming them until he was a happy round fox. pretty much one of his favorite usual dreams.

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Giving Matty Milk

"what kind the green box, chocolate chip, or oreos?" i asked. "black and white." he quickly answered. i pulled out two small plates putting a half dozen cookies on each, made two glasses of milk, and went back to the table.

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White + Black = Grey

Browsing some sweets they picked some oreos and a bottle of coke. heading back upstairs into tj's room. "i love oreos" kevin said and twisted an oreo licking the cream away. "you sure do the way you eat them!"

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Winter Warmth

He fiddled with them and installed them on the way to his bedroom, completely forgetting about the hot chocolate, the wine, the oreos, and his xbox. he close the bedroom door behind him.

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A Bitch In Her Bowels

All that was left was for her to head home and hope mom had some more oreo lasagna ready for tonight's desert.

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Grocery Store Friday (Babyfur short story)

Jake replied, his mother grabbed a package of oreos and put them in the cart.

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