Retardation

Don't Know Me

"that's it you fucking little retard, since you don't want to clean up, either you service my friends over there under the table or you'll be sleeping with a knife in your ass."

Bear, Gay, Horse, Master/Slave, Rhino, Tiger, morenatsu

The Foxy Fiasco: A Pyrotechnic Pantaloonery

Their resourcefulness in combating combustible calamities, as well as the hilarity hidden within the flame-retardant fritters, became ingrained in wackywoods' folklore.

Brainwashed, Fiasco, Fox, Foxy, Hotbuns, Panties, Pussy, Squirrel, hot pants, on fire

Bull-ied

"gonna blast my wad down your throat, and you better fuckin' swallow every drop, you dirty little retard faggot bitch..."

Bad Language, Bull, Ejaculation, Incest, Locker Room, M/M, Masturbation, Otter, Revenge

Jon Mahon Chronicles

Some retard from jmso put it in with all the grater platers and billy mays accidentally ended up selling it to al-qaeda, who then used it to destroy africa and half of canada.

Cyborg, Osama Bin Laden, School, bill gates

Chapter 57: Rocket Science

Leaning forward, chris laughed into the man's face, and said "yeah, it's been tried before, by losers even as retarded as you lot. i'm really scared.

Charmeleon, Friendship, Human, Lucario, M/F, M/M, Pokemon, Raichu, Suicune, Typhlosion, Violence, entei, raikou

Delta Chronicles ch. 6 (Not retarded this time!!!!)

Clarice and Joe walked out of his bedroom with a content feeling. While Joe went to go get prepped for this new mission, Clarice took a closer look at the wall of those he had saved. She saw well over a hundred people, and furs on his wall. She turned...

Bad Language, Death, German Shepherd, Human, Husky, Military, Modern, Panther, Violence, Wolf

Flying Mile High Chapter 14

"retard! retard!". he pulled the throttle back to idle, and pulled back the joystick of the plane. "5". gwen and bob shook as the plane made contact with the earth.

Light Nudity, M/F

The Confession of Albert Fish: The Making of the Monster

Louis, he attempted to mutilate a mentally retarded man named kedden. fish timed the attack so that kedden would get an erection, and fish cut part of it off.

Crime, Halloween, Horror, Monster, Other, Sadomasochism, Torture, Violence, murder, non fiction, scary, serial killer

Tummus The Twat Engine

Asked tummus 'is it cos he's a right fat cunt and he wants to make you pay for all the retarded shit you might have caused during your shift and so he wants to build a huge wall right in front of your cock and bollocks like donald fucking trump?'

Comedy, Story, thomas, train