Far From Home: How I've improved.
stupid me. i almost fell from the sky. "i need the beach." i regained composure and paused to think. there was nowhere for me to go. i decided on going to the shuttle station. i knew a guy who would take me in.
Cave of the lost
stupid guard" the thief would say followed by a giggle. he slings the dagger though his arm giving his hands the chance to catch it. his hands catch it and start to cut the rope that ties his hands.
Birdo's Vengeance (you might cry laughing)
They wouldn't stop. No matter how hard he fought back, how strongly he tried to interrogate them, they'd just keep going. Those little bitches. A bitter irony was afoot: Mario, the hero of the mushroom kingdom, was being carried off by hundreds of shy...
Play Scene 1 RD
That stupid cunt's gonna die. niles: no! please, just settle down. i hate fighting! {his stepmother looks overhead and glares at him} stepmother: hmph! little basterd. {she slams the door in his face and walks out.}
Out of the Closet
Conscript 1: My father was so surprised when I came out of closet to him. Conscript 2: Why was that, comrade? Conscript 1: Because I yelled "Aaaarrrhh!" when I jumped out ---- Corporal Mstislav: Why is Dimitriy always in the back of the...
The amazing escape
* * * * * * I was 9:00 in the morning, class starts, we as per usual start talking some book I really don't give a fuck about and write something paragraph on it, the clock ticks to 9:10 We start back at the book, why?, because school fucking sucks...
Chapter 50: Stupidity!
**eddies** **chapter 50: stupidity.** **disclaimer: all publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. the original characters and plot are the property of the author.
Stupid Cupid- The Hatching
#2 of stupid cupid jerry sluggishly opened his eyes. he felt incredibly sore all over, and he was very cramped. his knees were in his face and he couldn't move his head. there was no light anywhere, only blackness. he also felt wet.
Stupid Cupid: The Beginning
#1 of stupid cupid jerry was hopelessly lost. in the middle of nowhere. at night. in a terrible storm. with a flat tire. he was supposed to be in the city by now, at his job interview. now he would never make it.
Stupid Sexy Werewolf
stupid sexy werewolf." this had been a good plan. this had been a very good plan! he'd never been this hard in his life. sure, it was weird, but he rarely thought about that, losing himself in the moment.
Commissioned: Rich and stupid.
Perhaps 'millionth surgery' was an overstatement, but heather had spent quite a bit of vicky's money on stupid shit like that.
A Stupid New Society
A stupid new society for dreixes by draconicon while the corporations were doing their best to smother all the eco-work being done across the world in the name of profit, there were still some places that had been 'green-bombed