Bad Joke
"ok, like i was saying... a horse enters into a bar, he aims for a seat in the bar; asks for a glass of tequila", marin said this as he served up two shots of tequila, one in front of each other, and then put a little dish with two lime slices and a salt pile
How to Seduce your Best Friend: A Fox's Guide to the Employment of Alcohol
"n...n...no i haven't" the wolf replied belabored from all the tequila in his body. he was starting to get a good buzz and had trouble answering the question.
The back alley
"because, you said you were horny" she took a pull from the tequila bottle and handed it back to me, "and i know you like a bit of cock."
The Motion Of The Ocean
He gasped out as the tequila burned his throat, hunching forward as he coughed without paying too much attention to anything else.
Identity: Chapter Twenty
Diego slid into a barstool next to scarlett, calling for tina to bring him his usual tequila. "you two missed the chief's announcement." scarlett's eyes rolled. "what, we have to attend another funeral?
Two Caballeros. Two Gay Caballeros.
The empty tequila bottle offered no help either. he reached for it and fell short. "this will not stand. next bottle is on me."
Pokémon Schnapps/Tequila/Daiquiri
#1 of pokémon schnapps/tequila/daiquiri **pokémon schnapps/tequila/daiquiri** **by: rakuen growlithe** an: i had been playing the pokémon black rom and listening to a bunch of jimmy carr performances when i started thinking of a whole bunch of
Fear and Desire - Spirit of the Season
"to tequila," robbie slurred, giggling uncontrollably. "to the upcoming walk back home to the estate with this soppy mess in tow." callum snorted, poking at the jovial raccoon's side.
The Hell I Won't...
You buy me two tequilas and i'll soooo do it," roxan returned to the hansom buck seated next to him.
The Wasteland: Party
I quickly caught on as he stuck the lime in my mouth and poured himself some tequila. i moaned into the citrus fruit as he gave a long lick over my smooth belly.
Premonition
I started knocking back some tequila and then got a very bad vibe. something bad was bout to happen. i walked outside to my car, and opened the trunk.
A Birthday at the Pub
By the smell he could tell it was tequila, and good tequila at that. "they won't take no for an answer," she repeated. she pushed the shot back to tj and produced a lime. after cutting three slices, she turned to seb.