Diet and Exercise

Kaylee nodded, smiling brightly up at him, "maybe you could get into professional wrestling. you'd be intimidating, and you'd have an excuse to wear spandex." she had noticed how tight his clothing fit, and no doubt assumed it was on purpose.

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The Rise of a Champion, part 1

Dragons, just like any other creatures, were happy to create conflicts simply for the sake of resolving them in a manner somewhat akin to human professional wrestling, but far more genuine and sexual. not all fights were big events, of course.

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No Business Like Showbusiness!

When davey looked up the top onlyfurs accounts, or perused the aisles of an adult entertainment store, every raccoon that he saw was either as thin as deer’s dick, or muscular enough to actually do well in professional wrestling.

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Red Light Ranch

When she reached her target, she leaped into the air, doing her best professional wrestling impression as she flung herself into a dropkick, both feet extended. it would have been devastating if she actually had any weight to her.

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Family Business II

"professional wrestling isn't something everyone can do--it's natural for him to want to have as good of a chance to get in as possible." "yeah, guess so," sam conceded. "sort of fucked up, though.

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Saving the Sha'khari 3 - Training and Testing

Oro had already moved right on through the living-room and out the sliding door on the other side, into a yard sparse with grass and not much bigger than sarahi imagined professional wrestling rings to be.

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St. Celaena’s All-Girls Academy of Magic, part 1

Have you ever _seen_ professional wrestling? they wear the _tightest_ shit, and i’d really like to be sandwiched between two…” she explained, and then trailed off again, clearly fantasizing about the possibility. “anyone else?” “because it’s a dress?”

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Proxy Moron

wrestling from his attire and some exec in a suit and tie with a clipboard.

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The Curious Foxes, Chapter 11: Zuma and the Teleraine Academy

“yeah, mars has always-” stoney cut him off without registering it, “plus, he’s literally the first awngaimene i’ve ever met that follows professional wrestling and mma. you are, all of you, a bunch of nerds. and i mean that with love.”

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Satina Gets Under Dave's Skin

A few minutes later, in lucia's living room in hell, while an actual professional wrestling match was rather amusingly being displayed on her giant flat-screen television... "yay! now we can all live together forever!"

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The Whole World Smils With You

I mean, i've heard them gibber incessantly about professional wrestling and their own personal sexual conquests, but this one seems to think his opinion is warranted or appreciated?" luke smiled. finally. showtime. “this one has a name.

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Learning The Ropes

He told her all about the events of the night before, making sure to leave out the part about how he had been invited to a professional wrestling show. and about how attracted he was to his savior. "well, we all have a guardian angel.

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