What's Next?

Dat shit so ghetto, lmao!!!!!", ignore message, open files, loud ring, social network message, "stacy tagged you in a post.", loud ring, social network message, "who says ghetto anymore?!!?!!", loud ring, new text, "did you look at the video yet?"

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Clifford’s Big Red Pussy

(all characters are 18+, clifford is a macro anthro gender bent for the purposes of this story) please direct all complaints about this story to raikissu, who inspired it lmao.

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Hot or Cold?

._ _d – lmao did i interrupt you tugging yours?_ _s – oh shit dis getting real_ _a – you done messed up now x.x_ _j – wrong gender dumbass_ _d – can't handle a little tiddy sweat?

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Alcatraz Ch. IX~Voluntarily Drowning

(rubs hands together like sci-fi villain)** **as for the japanese i use later in this chapter** **i swear on my life i'm not a weeb lmao** **i used google translate so before you go off on me about how i know nothing about culture and show me your katana

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Gospel of the Masters - Ch. 06: Hope

~ ~ ~ :p hating me just a little for that is fair, lmao. this closes off act 1.

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Reaching for the Stars - Chapter 16: Homosexual Poultry

Get back here mart"_ _nate oversized lizard: "also kev octo is literally sitting in front of you shaking his head"_ _kevin horny wolf: "or maybe tom or max vs me pls guys help me make it happen"_ _yohan santa's deer: "kev ur too horny for your own good lmao

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What Good Is A Secret? Pt. 1

This story gave me the perfect opportunity to call my male friend and ask him plenty of awkward questions ;) always a fun thing to do lmao. "tuna? again?" i questioned taking out my lunch after sitting in my usual spot in the crowded school cafateria.

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Max and Pendulum II

- max, 7:26 pm "not the airline food pls" - pendulum, 7:28 pm "i'll keep that in mind, lmao." - max, 7:29 pm "eww don't capitalize it that makes it look unprofessional" - pendulum, 7:30 pm "look who's talking." - max, 7:31 pm "yeah yeah. practice what

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Alcatraz Ch X~Dissonant Attraction

Seems like i have to put one of these "i'm not badass" disclaimers at the start of every chapter lmao riddick does get to a bit of mischief with the gra's computers in this chapter.

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Bad Eggs.

lmao!_ she clicked 'send' then leaned back in her computer chair, running one of her hands through her dark hair. of all the things amelia loathed, it was fat bitches that had the nerve to think they were sexy.

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Masters and Pets

Misterblack1990: surprise im12andwhatisthis: lol he wasnt expecting that gogoatsfan28: lmao golduck more like trollduck diamondface77: fckn do him alrdy with the vibrator suddenly pulsating in ellis's behind, he was barely able to even move, struggling

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Lovelocked - ultimate unfinished story framework accent core plus r

I don't know if i'll ever grow a pair or claw enough time out my eternally busy schedule to finish this, but i did make a promise to make a story one day, and this is the best you may get lmao there are absolutely gaps in this and timeline issues but man

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