They Don't Want you to Know This (HMOFA)
~3400 words i swear if any of you people try to take this story seriously i’m going to hop in my hot air balloon and make 9/11 look like a fucking joke \>"and with just five easy payments of ten ninety nine ninety nine ninety nine you can have
The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 27)
It was just a fucking joke.” \>now the tears come \>you can’t control it \>you cry at everything, don’t you, you big baby?
LB: Epilogue - Requiem For My Harlequin
"i wanna stuff the--" "if you make a sex joke about stuffing something, i swear to fuckin' god--" laughter bubbled naturally from our lips, which connected again into another kiss.
Denver Chapter 1 - Jaxon
Are you fucking joking right? you drug me out here, played with every single one of my goddamn emotions and all you have to say is 'are you ready to get started?'" the embarrassment struck him and he began to get flustered. "well, i..."
Leomon's Reaction to Sauerkraut
"this isn't some inside sex-joke is it?" asked renamon. "...not entirely..." "does this involve-" "please stop talking and watch the movie."
Looking To The Stars: Episode 04 (Lucario & Pikachu)
They rejected his request for a comedy special using guns and sex jokes. kira: those fiends! alec: .... \*facepaw\* right... oh yeah, pikachu, how do you feel about being the shorty in the group?
A New Member: A Paranormal Hunters Society Story
"don't you find the sight of me sweeping the floor a little weirder than me not making a sex joke?" i pointed it out. "somehow, that's less weird than you not riling me up with sex jokes." dean shrugged, still staring down at his phone. "seriously, bram.
Bears in Space pt4
He wasn't using a shovel, instead he had a hoe, so i had the joy of him making a sex joke every ten minutes. “'molest', that's an interesting word choice. do you think that what we are doing is wrong?"
The Accelerator
Are you fucking joking?!" she pulled away harder put stopped with a yip, the knot tugging painfully at her vaginal walls, which gripped it tightly in place. "you fucking prick! fucking asshole!" "sorry baby girl, you felt too good.
(Star Fox) 2. That Dumb Bitch Tanya
Wolf found it amusing that all the tasteless sex jokes in the world couldn't make the bird as uncomfortable as one genuine question about why he'd chosen to open up, for once.
I Still Know What You Want
"stop fucking joking noel." i grin, making him madder. and hotter. fuck he is sexy when he's mad. grip loosened, the jock realises one thing at least. talking is better, and only possible with air. "i wanted you brad, fuck i wanted you all right.
Longway From Home - Chapter 3: To Touch Grass
“_tsh_, what a fucking joke. gotta have your _boyfriend_ fight your fights for you?" she poked jesse in the chest. “that's enough, taylor! you had your chance, and you blew it. now leave the human alone," her same friend yelled.