Centaurus Chapter 5

Guild mages don't go in for that poppycock you'll have to find some crackbrained fruitcake soulomancer for that. now out out out!"

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Cloud Factory

"guys, that's not the fridge-" "and that's not a fruitcake." lexar stated, gesturing one of his brass and red wings towards the icebox in the corner.

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Happy Birthday part 2: Terry's Dream

"don't you dare talk to me like that, you fruitcake!" the tiger growled. terry yelped, the pain of the strike to his muzzle overwhelming. he tried to push himself off the locker, but to no success. the big tiger had him held securely against the locker.

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Windfall: Home for the Holidays

With all the prep work her mother had done over the past couple weeks, who knew what secret fruitcake she might ignite and wheel in. next to the giant pine tree and the roaring bonfire. where had that fire extinguisher gone to?

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Aphrodite City 12: Epilogue

An obsessed anarchist of some sorts, spewing anti-superhero gibberish that frankly made no sense to brandon, and unfortunately a genius with technology; the fruit bat was an exceptionally dangerous fruitcake.

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The Swamp

Mandy whispered in patricia's ear, she's crazier than a fruitcake!" "with nuts." bob added. frankly patricia was inclined to agree, but if the old lady really did live here and had a deed or land grant that could mean trouble.

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The Grin Paws - Chapter 1: The Grin Becomes Ye

"that's 'cush yer a bloody fruitcake," fox half-slurred before flopping on the sofa-bed, himself. "shit, maybe i dish had too mush..." he chuckled a little. "i'm not bind-dunk, but still...those were goooood dinks..."

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The Adventure of a Lifetime (choose your own adventure)

Continue the story at 8346 (directly below) b: get security and put an end to this fruitcake's insanity. you'll probably be praised and they won't fire you even though you've provided such terrible quality work on your job so far.

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Dragon Soul-Chapter 6

fruitcake?" the hatchling let out a laugh. then celine made a comment, "that would've been my first guess." the little scaled creature finally spoke after making a giggle, "actually, my name's ly." i rolled my eyes.

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Read ALL the Instructions!

Old fruitcake probably died from the smell. he was about to give up when he spied a small black box, and opening the lid saw the glint of gold and silver. bingo!

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