Fuck you
Wanting to give a witty reply, i thought about how one can fuck himself (unless herm and/or specially designed). one possible interpretation could be pawing off, but that is not sex in the conventional way.
Bed Test
Nothing was coming to him this time though; no witty remarks or good pick-up lines. "so..."
Silver Lining - 2
You obey as casually as you can and her towel drops to the floor with a muted thud, only to be replaced by the yelp of a zipper before you can think of anything witty to say. "thanks," she says. to your relief, she sounds genuine.
Seldom Do These Words Ring True (Part 1)
Mainly just talking a bit about the school and some of the classes, with a few witty comments thrown in here and there, or at least cailin found them to be witty.
The Photographers Apprentice - Chapter two: Things that go bump in the Night.
"look, i know i can't offer much in the ways of consolation, but you've always brightened my day up with your little witty comments and funny remarks, so if you need a shoulder to cry on, mine's right here."
Tales of Passion: The Prince and the Left Paw
He almost missed the witty remarks of his left paw which the dog had bombarded him with before the times that he was married.
The Lead Crown: Ch 2c, Revelations (pt 3)
"personally, i always find sanmer entertaining." it was witty banter, a tool sada favored when trying to gauge a stranger's intellect, and she was not disappointed in the results.
Evolutionary desires pt 6
I've nothing witty to say, so let me just warn you that this story contains adult content along with cub and incest. so if these things displease you or your under the legal age, do not read any farther. now, without further a due...
That Thing About 2 AM
My witty comments escaped me as he crossed the tiny room with one stride, his paws sweeping away the red comforter i was trying to get to to cover myself. any more responses i had queued up were wiped away when he reached down and gave me a hard squeeze.
The Furry Rebellion | Chapter Ten
[personality: well-humored, intelligent, witty, brave, kind, sneaky, thief] [disposition: thief, intermediate magik] [relationships: best friends with riskar] farinay: (black panther anthro, winged) black wings, soft fur, black fur, feline features, male.
The Poem
> you are beautiful, witty, and quick with a smile, > you fill me with more confidence than i've had in awhile. > i was there for your best, your dance and song. > i sat by you for your worst, even if you cried all night long.
Self-Impregnation: A Kinky Hermaphrodite Romance - 01
Rejections of unwanted suitors went from polite demurrals or witty insults, to screaming and clawing; especially, it seemed, when this behavior was directed toward lisseth, because some of the other dragons in the valley seemed to have a paranoid fear that