Wolfie Steel: Private Eye, Part 7
"what a total douche bag?"
Long and Winding Roads Ch. 2
The douche-bags killed his high. he shrugged and looked at his watch, he still had 45 minutes until he was gonna meet buster for lunch, so he laid back in the large plush sofa, and closed his eyes. nothing a nap couldn't solve eh?
Head Above Water: Chapter 1
Looking up at my attackers i saw it was three of the school's biggest douche bags: ryan the middle linebacker for the football team, with his two cronies kyle and mike. they all were ignorant humans, disgusted with any fur.
Tales of a Trainer: Red and White - Prologue
Kelsey glared at me and shrug, still in her defensive stance. " if this douche bag would let me go before i catch hypothermia, i might be inclined to get some food with you" i let go of her and she proceeded to quickly walk towards the house in the
Commission: Heads of Cerberus Chapter 3
What kind of bastard douche bag lies to someone about pizza. there is just no shame left in this world..." the sound of her voice mimicked his disappointment, still following behind while he turned back to her with a look of be-wonderment in his eyes.
A Fox Behind Bars part 13
Before i could orally neuter the douche bag, the storage room door kicked open. herb's hand stopped squeezing my ear. i shoved him off, scuttling backwards towards my saviour. "_sir_," i whined, bumping into a pair of legs. "_regal_." i froze.
Astro boy and the buried boner part 2
"you should keep your eyes on the people you insult....douche bag." astro snickered. he walked up to atlas and knelt down as the red boy bot started to slowly get up and took a face full of sand in the eyes! "shit!"
To the day you f***ed me over..
It was like the ultimate form of "stop shitting around, douche bag, before i blind you with the fur i'm currently ripping off your rump." needless to say, i immediately rolled out of bed and cocooned myself in my blankets on the floor. "there."
Meridian Prime: Chapter 7
I don't want to press my luck by being a douche bag. "well, nate. welcome to my home. i'm afraid that the help here is a little rough around the edges, but you will have to excuse that fact. they aren't used to showing hospitality."
Chapter 4: The Last Resort Resort
"fucking douche bag!" jon said. he could swear he heard chuckling in the back of his mind as his mate woke from the hotel bed beside him. * * * "alright, now tell me how to do this again..."
Getting in the Club, Is the Easy Part
Wondering why the douche-bag luckier than fuck guys always got the girl in real life.
Addiction - Chapter Four: Scar Tissue
The best you can do is find a fuck buddy you half tolerate to tide you over until college, where maybe, just maybe you'll meet someone who's not a total douche bag." "have you been in love?"