Jungle Nookie

Feet pounded against the grass as Mowgli ran through the jungle. He wasn't running to anything, or from anything. There was no purpose to the run other than to be with his pack. Seasons beyond count had given the human a lean, toned form. Muscles...

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GIRL SCOUT NOOKIE

**"girl scout nookie"** short story _rat-a-tat-tat._ upon hearing the knock on his front door, the bloodhound lifted himself off his couch with much complaining.

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TMNT: The Ninja Peepin' Pervert

Well...the principle that if you keep messing with me...then....uhm, then you're getting no nookie!" hothead couldn't help but chuckle as he saddled backwards a little on the couch, "ooooh...no nookie eh?"

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You saw mommy doing what with Santa....

I mean nookies." riley gives an innocent yet, lewd look at the batroo santa, who more than obliges slipping between those long, luscious legs to press his bare cock into those spread folds.

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Things vaginas are called

, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, jj, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie

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A Big Bad Wolf in sheeps clotheing prt. 2

In the days that passed, vince had his hands full with his mission of nookie from the collie farm girl.

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If You Give A Mouse Some Nookie

This bit of ridiculousness inspired by rechanmole https://twitter.com/molewords/status/732216577769119744 if you give a mouse some nookie he's going to ask for a bit of lube if you ran out of lube he'll probably ask you for some head after he goes off

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Pj and Pete chapter 4

"don's sex emporium, best little nookie shop in spoonerville!" a middle aged woman's voice came over the line pete sneered he didn't have as nice a time at the store like pj had.

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My Gun Is Cute

Muffins from muncie with pricks the size of thumbtacks play touch-the-tit so you can catch a couple of snaps of some chester who thinks that down there in the batteries not included type on the marriage license it says it's okay for him to go looking for nookie

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Anger Management, Whandirlust style (a Blaquetygriss Scribble)

Not nooky class!" "she said nooky!" "boy, didn't i tell you to shut up!" "i'm mad cause i can't get nooky! or boo-boo! i can't get no love! no one loves wolves!" "it's cause you fuckers are all over the damn place!

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I'm Going to Hang

One way or another, i'll be a fennec noose nookie . how did i get into this situation? i guess it started a little over five years ago. rick -- he's a fennec like me -- and i had been dating a couple of months.

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The Performance Review

"me, too, noose nookie." the possum was inches from her final orgasm, but couldn't quite get over the edge.

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