Tweet'n Donald

Love to hear the donald go tweet tweet tweet tweetin' donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet tweetin' donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet go tweetin' donald 'cause we're tweetin' up a storm tonight he took some pretty russians to the ritz-carlton made them go

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Coming Out + Epilogue

A moment later, his phone buzzed from tweet, followed by the chime of a text message. he saw the tweet first, then flicked his eyes to the summary of the text. the name aditya anggun was displayed on his screen.

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Memorial Day Breakdown

I saw your tweet, and i just wanted to join you, to show my respect."

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Erik Kijani: The New York Trip

One last tweet!" "eriiiiiiik!" "last one!"

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The Family He Never Had Part 1

"birds flying around my head, tweet, tweet, tweet." said the young boy in a dry and raspy voice as he sounded dehydrated. "we should take him to tarzan or the professor." said tantor as he shook with worry.

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Hook, Line, and Sinker

Raleigh stepped tentatively into the dormitory hallway, sniffing the air lightly before cringing. The scent of musk was stronger than it had been an hour ago, and while the (saner) part of him wanted to call it quits and start apartment searching, the...

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Ego Strokin'

There was a tweet with a picture directed at him from dustin. it read "since my bf @bigbullydom is live tweeting about his night, figure i might as well too."

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Stacy's Dad

Parody of stacy's mom inspired by a tweet _ok so this one's inspired by one of [bad doberman's tweets](https://twitter.com/bad_doberman/status/818602908266573824)_ _i really need to get an actual story out soon but i keep ending up writing parodies!

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An Unexpected Voyage

But as he cheered his friends on, and tweeted his congratulations, kevin sank lower and lower into his seat.

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MR Peanutbutter's run

Mr peanutbutter grunted and moaned as he kept tweeting tweet after tweet about his governal campaign to run for governor. he soon threw his paws in the air. "that's it. i'm done for the day. can't handle anymore," he grunted.

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Working Hard book 2 part 5

_tweet tweet tweet! you're too repressed to date a fur like jody_. "fuck you. i made out with him, isn't that a good start?" _tweet tweet! if trent didn't find your keys in his room, would anyone even know about you two?

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Cloricia "Tex" Teixeira: Revival 5

"you know, wendy is starting to tweet again." he said. "oh god." i said. "she's not getting in trouble again is she?" "i don't think so. she seems pretty calm so far." "well, you never know when wendy is tweeting." "what about my tweets?"

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