Tweet'n Donald
Love to hear the donald go tweet tweet tweet tweetin' donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet tweetin' donald, tweet, twiddle-dee tweet go tweetin' donald 'cause we're tweetin' up a storm tonight he took some pretty russians to the ritz-carlton made them go
[Portal Peril] Skritch's Bad Day
"next up, we have tweets the secretary bird joining us with his buddies amir the elephant and orson the polar bear. they have a bit of a contest that they need my help settling! i wonder just what that will involve! stay tuned!"
Horny At the Office
"are you--" "tweet!" tweeted betsy. she realized what she had done and covered her beak in embarrassment while a few of those around chuckled at her lack of control.
Free to Be the Animal You You Want to Be
Katie hoisted herself up and brought herself up into the trees to get closer to tweets. she gripped the trunk and stuck herself close to it to keep herself safe while tweets hung off a branch a few feet from the center. "i work in i.t.," said tweets.
Coming Out + Epilogue
A moment later, his phone buzzed from tweet, followed by the chime of a text message. he saw the tweet first, then flicked his eyes to the summary of the text. the name aditya anggun was displayed on his screen.
Hook, Line, and Sinker
Raleigh stepped tentatively into the dormitory hallway, sniffing the air lightly before cringing. The scent of musk was stronger than it had been an hour ago, and while the (saner) part of him wanted to call it quits and start apartment searching, the...
PP6 - WHOOPS, ALL BROSKIS
"and here, we have tweets. hello, tweets." "peep!" tweets said, his tail curled into his lap where he fidgeted with it.
Memorial Day Breakdown
I saw your tweet, and i just wanted to join you, to show my respect."
Erik Kijani: The New York Trip
One last tweet!" "eriiiiiiik!" "last one!"
The Family He Never Had Part 1
"birds flying around my head, tweet, tweet, tweet." said the young boy in a dry and raspy voice as he sounded dehydrated. "we should take him to tarzan or the professor." said tantor as he shook with worry.
Ego Strokin'
There was a tweet with a picture directed at him from dustin. it read "since my bf @bigbullydom is live tweeting about his night, figure i might as well too."
Stacy's Dad
Parody of stacy's mom inspired by a tweet _ok so this one's inspired by one of [bad doberman's tweets](https://twitter.com/bad_doberman/status/818602908266573824)_ _i really need to get an actual story out soon but i keep ending up writing parodies!