Bad Joke
Rowan might have been drunk but he knew a bad joke when he heard one and that was a classical. he groaned. he had already heard that joke one too many times. marin noticed rowan's reaction and immediately chuckled, "wait, wait, i swear this one's good.
Rejecting God
God had a friendly, fatherly smile; the one flashed when telling bad jokes. "not much of a coffee drinker."
Turian Mating Results
[b][u][center]Turian Mating Results For Kacacarrotcake By Draconicon[/center][/u][/b] “Am I overdressed?” The question came as smoothly as ever, though it hid the bit of nerves that he felt underneath. Garrus was used...
Return of the Shaggi
You may think that someone you know tells bad jokes, but that's just peanuts compared to this one... if there were a rating system for bad jokes, this one would be an "aaaauuuugghhh!", no question. but there isn't. sorry. xd ... yeah, no, not really.
Hatchlings: Chapter 16
And i'm sorry for making that bad joke as well.' 'ok. i'm sorry again. and yes, that was a bad joke.' she said, smirking at the end. 'hey!' her mate said, smiling. she laughed, and snuggled against her mate.
Wynn's Written Biography
Indie rock/folk, folk, world), photography/art, horror movies/books, abandoned places, antiques, exploring, books, foxes, wolves, cuddling/snuggling, hugs, snow, country-side, cities, traveling, love, romance, good jokes.dislikesmath, work, being alone, bad jokes
1000 Words: Parent Trap
"this is a bad joke, mom." with a deft motion, she split the front of her blouse down the middle, opening it and revealing her lightly-furred, naked breasts. she said, "i'm not joking, son." his eyes popped open in disbelief. "you're my mother!
Charlie Six
He looked at me like i had just told him a bad joke "are you fucking serious!?" he yelled in anger and disbeleif, at the same time shot down two other contacts. i myself engaged the other contacts laying them down with the roar from my assault rifle.
Spotted Contact
Sorry again for that bad joke, by the way." guido apologized again for before. "it's okay, you didn't meant to sound mean, we just didn't get you weren't serious, that's all." he assured him once again about being cool about that.
Rat Tale Ch.10 Organ Failure
I'm sure we were pissing off the bartender with our bad jokes. thank god for my medical license because i could never have made it as a comedian.
Draconicon's R34 Harem 5: Swinging a Different Way
“and still cracking bad jokes. the one universe when you’re gay, you’re also obsessed with bad jokes.” “heh. you win some, you lose some.” “tell me about it.” peter groaned as he got his legs under him.
Trevor POV
Trevor smiled at his bad joke, shaking his sheath. he released the final drops and tried to dislodge the fox from his member, but the fox wouldn't budge. using his claws, trevor carefully pulled the thing off.