Rowan might have been drunk but he knew a bad joke when he heard one and that was a classical. he groaned. he had already heard that joke one too many times. marin noticed rowan's reaction and immediately chuckled, "wait, wait, i swear this one's good.
Alcohol, Horse, M/M, No-Yiff
God had a friendly, fatherly smile; the one flashed when telling bad jokes.
"not much of a coffee drinker."
Bad jokes, Cat, Comedy, God, Humor, Husky, Possum, coffee, conversation, dating, diety, ox, pheasant, puns
You may think that someone you know tells bad jokes, but that's just peanuts compared to this one...
if there were a rating system for bad jokes, this one would be an "aaaauuuugghhh!", no question. but there isn't. sorry. xd
... yeah, no, not really.
Humor, No-Yiff, Pundamental
"here, i'll make a bad joke about werewolves."
"you shouldn't do that. they might be listening."
"what, werewolves?"
"no, worse." michael shook his head. "furries."
"oh please, that's just a myth."
MtF, TG, Transformation, Transgender, cliché, silly, tf
And i'm sorry for making that bad joke as well.' 'ok. i'm sorry again. and yes, that was a bad joke.' she said, smirking at the end. 'hey!' her mate said, smiling. she laughed, and snuggled against her mate.
Dragon, Hatchlings, Love, life
Crowds seem imagined at best
i can't seem to dream when i lay eyes closed at night
i simply get lost in thoughts, waking from nothing, or nightmares, leaving with a little rest
i can only dream with eyes open, peace only found in the warm daylight
it's a bad
Poem, Short Story, insomnia, life, slice of life
So this is for those who have been following my stories and are curious if i'm still alive (sorry bad joke there lol) but in all seriousness i will be posting within the next couple weeks the long way to chapter that has been sitting in my laptop
Update
He looked at me like i had just told him a bad joke "are you fucking serious!?" he yelled in anger and disbeleif, at the same time shot down two other contacts. i myself engaged the other contacts laying them down with the roar from my assault rifle.
Blood, Dragon, Gunfire, Male, Soldiers, Violence (Not In Yiff), War
The groans from around the party room told me that my flare for telling bad jokes, was still very much alive, much to the dismay of the party crowd.
Character Development, Dalmatian, Doberman, Fox, Gay Relationships, Horse, M/M, Mouse, Rottweiler, Story Progression, Wolf
Sorry again for that bad joke, by the way." guido apologized again for before.
"it's okay, you didn't meant to sound mean, we just didn't get you weren't serious, that's all." he assured him once again about being cool about that.
Canine, Clean, Date, Dog, Friendship, Gay, Gay Relationships, German Shepherd, Licaone, Love, Lupo Italiano, M/M, No-Yiff, Plot Development, Romance, Rome, Rottweiler, Series, Story Progression, Story Series, Wolf, african wild dog, italy
Eric tried to describe her without arousing himself, which was pretty hard (bad joke, i know). but as soon as eric cleared his place and washed his dishes he darted upstairs to his bedroom.
Anthro, Canine, Female, M/F, M/solo, Male, Masturbation, Sex, Transformation, Werewolf, Wolf, self pleasure