A Slippery Situation - Chapter 1
See ya soon, ya derp, now go off and endure your normal life for a change!" "touché, prick!" tom couldn't hide a snigger as he slapped the chevette's window, giving a final wave before turning on his heel.
Just Another Anthro Story
Herp derp. roberto: indeed, except for the part where everyone is a homophobe. snikkmorder: ignore them.
King of the Ring: Heir
\>she holds this blank derp face for a moment, and you're moments away from taking her in your arms to get her attention before she moves. \>her eyes shoot down to the pillows of your bed, and suddenly so does she.
Memories | Chapter II
My mind felt like it was swimming, like a certain part of my brain was totally derping out on me. the voices of all the students around me started to blur together into this gigantic mass of conversation, causing me to groan out in even more pain.
Subconsciously Rooted
derp!" she giggled, turning xilimyth's wry smile into a chortle. "you crazy alligator! i'm so glad you're fine. what did you do to me?"
Sparks of Friendship REWRITE!
"you...are such a derp!" shouted aniro, "he'll kill us all!" "okay," said sombra, "you guys are getting a bit ridiculous."
It Takes a Skunk, Part 1
Ren brought up the information quickly, including a drivers license picture of a nice-looking badger who had been caught in that “derp" moment between boredom and smiling for the camera. i took the stats off of the license.
Chapter Thirteen - Indestructable Electra!
I call it derp world... because nothing logical happens in there.." she laughed. "well guess what? when you were flown here you were eventually registered to kevin.
Gabriel & Damien
Gabriel had just the slightest hint of a derp face with a hint of release as he let out, "fuck yeah!" his orgasm came, his semen shooting down to the floor, damien un-wrapped his tail. damien guided gabriel to the bed.
Letter to a Mailmare: Part Two: Deliverance
derp...y... hh-aaa..." "i've wanted to do that to somepony special for a while now." derpy whispered, licking her neck. "me too..."
26- Legacy (Finale)
A couple more days passed and i settled on reversing his colors, making him the orangy derp we know now. his name was the most difficult portion. i spent weeks searching up dragon names, never being happy with what i found.
Alter8 Date [Commission]
Yep, they’ve all got more idiotic looks on their faces than my resting derp-face. i bet i could have tempted the iguana away for a quick tittyfuck, or maybe to even let him fuck my vag while we make out….