The Hedgehog can never be buggered at all

All seriousness aside, this is based off a title by terry pratchett, who's character nanny ogg used to sing when she got rousingly drunk. apparently it had a ridiculous amount of verses, which must have probably meant one for every creature on the disc.

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Certainty

You want to take it as a nanny or a buck?" the 'it' martin was referring to was obviously the slick pink penis that had pushed out of the goat's sheath.

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The Lord of the Manor - Prologue

It seems he is in need of a wet nurse- and nanny for his eldest child... it seems none of the other instructors he has hired can... handle his son, as it were..."

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All the time in the world ch 4

"translation technology from earth languages to galactic standard and the nanny bot technology. if a human looking nanny bot could be made for those that can't handle the furry ones, that would help."

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Udderly Forgetful

For now, she had more milk, the billy goats were calmed down, and she would have another goat soon enough- hopefully another nanny.

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How should I know? Chapter 7: What do you know about me?

"i never really got along with my nannies or had i spend any real time with any of my parents. if i ever came to them with any concern or just wanting to be around them, they just push me off to one of my nannies.

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Lust, Wails, and Puppy Dog Tails - Part 3

"does your nanny ever check the computer to see where you've been?" the woman shrugged the thought away. that wasn't important right now.

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Spirit Bound: Chapter 124

"i'm sorry, nanny. would you be able to come over today?" the elderly demon mage chuckled; she really sounded like a pleasant older fur. "i can, but have you _looked_ outside?" nathanial chuckled, too. "yes, nanny, i did.

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Goat Butt

Soon i reached a clearing full of large shaggy goats, nannies and billies. and like the demoness had promised, the billie's were delighted to see me.

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Pathetic Excuse for a Boy/Melody's Enslavement (Part 13-C)

The poor filly was on the verge of tears, unbearably aroused as she wriggled in her seat, quietly cursing her cruel nanny under her breath.

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The End of an Adventure, The Beginning of a Life.

Got a few giggles and more-so nasty glares from the orphanage nannies. i laughed a bit seeing them look so upset. i saw a tinier yordle, smaller than the rest. he wore a green cloak and some awesomely puffy pants.

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Pathetic Excuse for a Boy/Melody's Enslavement (Part 4)

Though, each time she got her hopes up, her sly nanny would quickly change focus and start rubbing lotion elsewhere.

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