A Perfect Mind in an Imperfect World
Before either of them could become roadkill, or rather housekill, greg leaped out of the way with his wife in arms, saving them both.
My Coworker is a Werewolf: Chapter 2
He'd leave it in the road near your house and make it look like roadkill. he's smart like that" he said before he looked at her confused as she shot him a terrifying leer. "what? is that not good?" he asked. she let out a low sigh.
A Change In The Wind (Act1, Book2, Chapter13)
"karla's roadkill crematorium. you kill'em, we grill'em. we've got a special on monday marsupials." johann grimaced. karla listened to the voice over the line. she grimaced. "okay, i understand. thanks, babe. i've gotta jet.
Rayner's Way: Chapter 10 - May Day Part 2
Rayner corrected, "halfway up, i'll throw like roadkill or something to make it hard to find." "smart," master sigmund agreed, "problem with this area, though, is it's going to be hard to dig that far down.
Wastelands-Chapter 27-The Day Of The Dead
These were truly awful looking monsters that could only be described as brutalized roadkill had been left to rot in a ditch partially filled with water, in the blazing sun, then exposed to super cancer and enough parasites to make lesser vultures vomit at
Kaiju ga Gotoku 1.2 - Another Day
"you keep leavin' yerself wide open you gonna end up flat like roadkill." "i'm not done yet!"
Lessons
He settled for la cochinillo, with its garish depiction of a sombrero-wearing pig and the vinyl booths that wore their age with the grace of decaying roadkill.
Lean Machine
I, desmond, president of the smilaxes, hereby proclaim _this_ little piece of roadkill--," he paused and gyrated into deadbeat's mitt. anna alone snickered. "...to be one of our brothers.
The Shit Life
The only time he'd smelled something remotely similar was when he'd stumbled across some roadkill that had been baking in the sun for far too long, and even that would have been preferable right now.
Kaiju ga Gotoku 5.7 - The Road From Hell
"howsit feel to be roadkill!?" she cackled righting herself. "by the time iris-san's done with you, you're gonna wish i left you to burn." "nnnngh...really?"
Barking Mad (Chapter 3)
Winding up dead as roadkill and having no one know who she was, was not how she wanted her life to end. it was bad enough that she was already dead to the human world-- she tried to shrug off her pessimistic train of thought.
Buck Daly's Sweet Ride (M/M)
Or are you gonna lie there like fucking roadkill?" stunned, i grabbed the bottle of lube and messily squirted it all over my hand. i would have squirted it on his red and black shaft but there wasn't enough room between bodies.