Crux's Lover

Crux grinned, cringing at his own bad pun as he said, "you could just do me." his paws slid back down to the rottie's firm ass and then one paw went to the bulge in front.

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Who's Top?

Nathan groaned at the mixture of a bad pun and the expectance of things to come as he slid into the passenger side of the car.

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After Class

He could already see where the mutt was going - ever an aficionado for the bad puns - and he just slyly chuckled, playing along, "let's talk a look at that german first..." "well, in all honesty, i just need to practice my oral skills."

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In Too Deep (Chapter9, Book9)

"bad pun." conner kept his eyes on the building across the way. "not intentional," she replied. karla's eyes narrowed at the building. she turned to evan with a wan smile and said, "there's supposed to be a jar of mana in there, evan.

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Making an Ass 1

Gilles groaned, half from the bad pun and half because of how shamefully good the groping felt. "sure, we can do that... i mean, i'd love to do that with you... if... if you'd like it too." gilles said.

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Scion and the Alpha - pt.2

He made the bad pun even worse by giving a short rock of his firmly stuck hips, making shadi open her muzzle in silent ecstasy. "we may... we might be here for a while..." shadi laughed quietly. that was just fine and dandy by her.

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Promise CH.5 -DMFA Fanfiction-

The grim wolf wrote whatever doctors liked to write during patient examinations; maybe a list of bad puns. "anything else?" "...no...that's about it."

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In Jun's Bits

Contains: vore tattoos, hyper balls, abdominal bulging, transformation, merging, ctf, rubber clothes, magic, exhibitionism, bad puns, teasing permanence, sincerity.

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The Slip Into WoW - Twisting Tails

(as a curious note, i barely managed to refrain from titling this "tails of wower" as a bad pun... you've been hinted.) * * * "what do you mean you can't shut down the server?"

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Movie date

bad puns but eh, i love our sense of humour. the night went by quicker than expected and i had to excuse myself. "sorry for cutting our night short," i stopped at his doorstep. "it's alright.

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Return to Sender 3 - Dust Hill Zone

"ignore 'im, bad puns are like his thing." "no prob," said james. "what's with this place anyway?"

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The Twelve Talismans:Dimensional Travels - Chapter 2 - Protector

Gomamon made a bit of a bad pun. "can they?" \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* "uh, uh, uh! oh yeah!"

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