Quite the Predicament (Nidhogg/Bahamut Gift)

Those of you who've read my stuff for a while are probably familiar with how inspiration seems to smack me about willy-nilly, as though sending hammers to my head from corners unknown. This tantalizing teaser of a work is a product of one such moment....

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Out and Beyond Fantasy

A large bed was seen and across it was a actual bar on the wall. mark began to feel settle and calm until he felt something start to move from his sides of his torso. liz was shocked to see this causing her to back off and sit on the bed staring at mark.

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Squirrel Your Stuff

The squirrel can be seen gnawing on one, laughing at a friend's joke. "now, in limited edition _pumpkin spice_. it's a fall festival for your mouth! _ro-chews_. recommended by four out of five ro-dentists!"

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This is Where They Go

It dawned on him that those were gills, and that despite being out of the water, it wasn't fidgeting about with its mouth open like he'd seen all fish do.

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A Royal Engagement

Sora sighed as he sat against the wall of his cabin. It had taken quite a while to cut down enough trees to build the not-so-shabby hut, but it also had taken quite a bit out of him. He wasn't exactly use to manual labor of any kind given his...

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Gods, Actors, and Difference

Chapter 3: Gods, Actors, and Difference Sunlight filtered through a room, first revealing two idols on a nightstand then a bed. Two canines slept in the bed. Both were young males, one a fox, and the other, a wolf. The wolf woke up first with a...

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Fun in the clouds: A Dragon Tales Short Story fanfic

Wheezie said annoyedly, "i've seen mushrooms, fairys, and a horseshoe so far, but i just can't see the ones you see." "yeah well i don't know how you can miss it, your head is right next to mine." zak huffed.

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Entertainment of the Gods: Chapter 6: Dragons Play With Their Food

He never really pictured a dinosaur with large ears, but except for the ears, they did remind him of duckbill dinosaurs that he had seen on tv. they weren't the biggest animals he had seen yet, but each was about the size of a city bus.

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Exer-sex

Friday I went to the gym / Where I met a cougar with the tightest quim / We humped all night / In the morning I found her rump to be just as tight / I'm so excited because tomorow I go to the beach for a swim!

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Bad Things Happen to Good People

He unzipped his pants so his sheath could be seen. "if you do a good job, you'll get me out and hard just by stripping. do it right, and you live for another hour. do a bad job, you die right now."

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The Headsman and the Pianist: Perfection

It made sense, he never had told any stories of romantic encounters with females and no one had ever seen him with one. i just couldn’t believe that it took me this long to figure this out.

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How not to be Pony

A pony parody of the monty python skit "how not to be seen" (bold is in-story narrator) celestia's government, public service flim no. 42 para. 6: how not to be seen: **imagine a landscape in a forest clearing.

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