Reservations [Raffle]
Always good to tackle a challenge, and i don't mean to toot toot my own horn i totally do but i think i've built up a lot of practice for precisely this sort of scene from the rest of the smut i write. >:3 this story's about equustra, a shy-ish unicorn girl
Kioga: Diaplomacy 11 - Denouwouemont
"i don't mean to toot my own horn, though there's a pun in there how your own bowels are quite improvisational, that a diaper works as the mute of a trumpet, and your scatting is quite profound ... ah.
Laying the past to rest.
"jeeze is it always this hectic with you toots?" he said to her as they both zigzagged their way to him, keeping him guessing.
Li'l Snake, Lotta fun (Hazbin Hotel)
"ehh, sorry toots, you're not exactly my type. maybe with a few hard drinks in me." he shrugged, then hesitated, taking another moment to seriously consider the thought. "no, you moron. smash eggs!"
Etiquette for the Modern Lycan--Ch.5: Vampires Are a Bad Idea
tooting your own horn? that's unlike you. you are really trying to sell this, aren't you?" "of course. i've wanted to date you since middle school, gabi. i've already said this.
Stuck....
So now i'm here, stuck, my cock won't budge an inch and every time i try to pull out it hurts like hell...it feels as if my cock somehow grew while the guy was blowing me, and i don't mean to toot my own horn at my own modest 8 inches...but cocks don't just
The Fox and the Hound
After a last embrace, kunta got into his car and backed away, tooting the horn before driving out of the car-park. loren smiled, then sighed. tuesday was only two days away, but it seemed like an eternity.
Legend of Spyro: A Change in Destiny
Shouted cynder "he was in my way but you know toots after i'm done taking care of this freak and that little pest how about you and i" began flame before being back handed by the golem sending him flying into several buildings nearby.
Snuggletown - A Yaoi Furry Fairytale
"anways, i forgot to tell you yesterday that today is the big festival of furs, the festival starts at 4:20" and with that the rabbit started hop away tooting with each jump.
Intimacy
"a baby carriage that contained your fully adult friend, in an elephant costume going 'toot toot' to hustle pawsickles. that was a little cartoonish."
Paying Dues
The star-shaped locket around his neck, loaded with a single toot worth of cocaine, dug into his skin a bit. "oh, fuck off, you tubby bitch. what do you want then? come on, name your price so you can stop stinking up my fucking bus."
Spring in My Step: Chapter 15
I'm not trying to toot my horn but, no one comes close to transfiguring one species to another." katy boasted. with a quick unbuttoning of her lab coat she shrugged it off to the ground revealing her tanktop and skirt.