Mario's Erotic Elephant Escapades

Disclaimer: i do not own super mario bros, nintendo does! if they take this down, it is canon. mario was strolling through a forest inside of the mushroom kingdom, minding his own business until he stumbled upon a fruit.

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Bowser in The Shower!

I love playing super mario bros so much, but i have more sympathy for bowser than mario or luigi. i that thought bowser was a cute and sexy turtle dragon. but one day, i finally got to meet him...in my shower. i had a long day and i needed a shower.

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Jumping on the Trend

Hypr Cat was waiting patiently at his house. A trusted acquaintance was going to meet him to drop off a Mario costume. He didn't know why but the internet was blowing up about Mario, lately. Regardless, he thought he'd join in on the fun. After what...

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The Yoshi Mask

There was quite a few hidden gems in there: super mario bros, zelda, tennis... "these games look pretty good!" sid just shook his head. "i got rid of my nes ages ago paco. i don't know why this is still here. "aw.."

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local69

As the following ad is read, footage of super mario bros. 1 is super-imposed over the images of people feigning pain, discomfort, and gastrointestinal distress, as you might see in a typical commercial for prescription medication.

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1-Mission Start!

Game and finding new super mario bros. 2! i took a while to admire the basic enemies and other things inside, forgetting about what i was supposed to do for quite a while, which was save hubert.

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So Close (Bowser Day Story)

Story © me nommzer © nommz kwandrio © me super mario bros. and all references to the game and characters © nintendo co, ltd.

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Origins

Drops dripped from the eaves of the houses as rik sat on his sofa, the wii u gamepad buttons clicking under his fingers as he figured out where to place the boo in his new super mario bros. u level.

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What Can't a Magikoopa Do? (Super Mario Bros. Fanfiction)

Bowser quietly groaned as he sat at his throne. "What should I do," he quietly asked to himself. A group of scenarios played through his mind, but things did not click at first. He then curiously looked at a newly recruited Magikoopa, who has served as...

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Game Over: Bowser's Final Victory (over Peach)

Foreword: i like to think of this story as my idea of what happens when you get a "game over" in super mario bros., to put it lightly. ;) i know there are already some great bowser/peach stories out there, but i thought i'd add my interpretation to

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Baby Carriages and Fake Tea in Boston = Disaster

Wanna go home and binge play super mario bros.?" "you know i do, sam."

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Bowser's pet love

Calvin soon realized where he was, as he was playing super mario bros. the whole weekend: he was at mushroom kingdom, in bowser's castle.

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