Tales Of Redstreak Chapter 17

"a chakat eh, well welcome to my place but how did you know that old joke? the guy who made it is dead." "not dead though i did get close a few times vic. it's me luke." vic looked beyond and did see luke's sister who nodded at the unspoken question.

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Playthings of the Rich and Famous: Chapter 4

You know the old joke about how the perfect relationship is between a sadist and a masochist? my version is 'anyone who enjoys having their hindquarters worshiped and adored, and me'.

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Anne and Milo: A Teaching Experience

That was a reference to a very old joke in the household, based on the way their father used to playfully refer to easy tasks as 'not exactly rocket surgery'. "well..."

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New Earth Chap 3 - Awakening The Twelve

Trey asked with a smirk, knowing perfectly well what she meant, but saying the old joke anyway. "are you two going out?" emily said, nearly bursting with excitement. relationships were always big news to her. "ya, what gives?"

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Episode 1A: Introductions

"now, before i was saying, have you ever heard the old joke about the guy who went to his doctor and said 'doctor, can you help me? my arm hurts every time i do this.'," he said, working his arm back and forth.

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I Love You Twice: Attention

Dave wasn't exactly a weightlifter, and he didn't have firm, rippling muscles stretching out his pelt, but he did try to keep in shape, and kelly was somewhat small for her age and didn't weigh a lot, in keeping with the old joke about maine coons being half

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Hypno Therapy

“one day you’ll get tired of that old joke.” “perhaps.” _unlikely_. ——— hypnos had a reputation for deviance and sneakiness. if you asked koji about it, he would tell you that it was entirely deserved.

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The Worst of Both Worlds: Confessions of a Bi-Male Slut

You know that old joke? a guy goes into a bar, orders ten shots of tequila and downs them all. bartender asks what the occasion is. guy says he just got his first blowjob and the bartender congratulates him and offers another shot on the house.

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New Years Day

That's the problem with telling old jokes around older guys, they have probably heard them before. alex shrugged and stormed off, muttering something about not wanting to wait in the queue forever.

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To Wander Infinity ~ Chapter Thirteen: The Tail End of Twilight

"that's just an old joke where we come from: 'don't tick off your waiter unless you want a surprise in your meal.'"

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[Commission] Bear With Me

Swallowing, tom remembered an old joke about how 'it isn't gay until the balls touch', and smiled slightly, but said nothing, and just watched the badger take hold of his own cock as he bent forward... and pressed it against tom's hard-on.

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