You Never Open Up to Me Anymore
snarked dane. "you don't know it?" i asked. "he does." carnegie crossed his stubby arms. "doesn't do him any good to say it though." that made sense too. dane remained silent and sulking.
Love on Harmony
“oh, yes, you the scientist against a trio of drunken marines,” zuko snarked as they reached the bar and ordered drinks. “that’ll go well.”
Fun Sized and Extra Large
"gg duke you played well even with an attachments as awful as yours" remarked kyle "you only won because you got the dogs killstreak" replied duke kyle snarked, "an l is still an l!"
Used To It By Now
No one was ever going to get him as completely pleasure-zonked as gardé, the grovyle had supremacy over all, but he would sink into that haze of bliss eventually, which meant his snark had to come out early or not at all.
Going Bananas - Gorilla TF
The female scientist snarked. “it might be a good idea to keep an eye on them for the time being, see what the subject does next… although…” the second male pondered. “is his condition contagious, in any way or form?
Popular
"sorry, "i replied, "guess i was out of any better snarks and had to resort to dirty tricks." the cougar flicked her ears suggestively.
Forest Frolics
Fionn's response has none of the weight of the unicorn's, preferring instead to dial up the snark. perhaps not the greatest of ideas as the unicorn's eyes narrow. "you trespass in my woods, and cannot even manage a basic level of dignity."
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Ten
Will the entire story collapse under the weight of its own snark? how long will it take to go completely off the rails and shatter the 4th wall? tune in often to find out! i'll be updating chapters almost as soon as they're written.
Quality Assurance
Thales found her snark amusing and decided to fire back. "you jacked him off in the public baths, too?" the wolf's eyes went wide in surprise, and it was thales' turn to smile. "seriously?"
Fixing the First Mistake
"unless you happen to have an elephant with gigantism who enjoys being stretched hidden under your jumper, that's not really helpful, you know," brian snarked. a dreamy smile came over her face. "there is something that i can do.
The Rights of a Slave: Prepwork
Even in submission, she could have a little snark. "cute. would you let me eat off it?" kelly asked.
The First Date
She snarked. "hey, what good is power if you can't share it with the ones you care about?" he replied. the two smiled at each other. he reached forward and grabbed the basket, moving it closer to where they were sitting.