Joy's Change
She stopped to grin along with joy at her own bad pun. ever careful, she edged across the bed toward her human host. "would you like me to make love to you?" the proposition was too much for joy, who screamed and ran from the room in terror.
A siren and an incubus chapter 4
Sometimes i wonder what goes on in dominick's head, but then i remember it's nothing but bad puns, sex jokes, and bad sex jokes. "not bad. i'm pretty bored at the moment, sooooo... wanna fuck?" he grinned. i facepalmed.
Heart and Claw Chapter 5
Damn, doing bad puns again." she reached over and took him by the shoulder, pulling him into a one-armed hug, cooper breathing in her scent as she tugged him into her bosom. "seriously though, that was amazing.
A Theif's Mistake Part 3
The fennec gave a small chuckle at his bad pun. "anyways, enough about me, i feel like this entire conversation is about me, tell me, what do you do? i'd imagine some sort of body guard or something of the sorts with that body."
A Different Kind of Birthday Party
Yup, bad pun i know. rex and i like to switch when we have fun in bed at home, but with diego and friedrich, we both get to be dominated by two muscular and well-endowed canines.
The Catgirls Quadrilogy, Chapter 3 - Cats and Dogs... and Horses
Pardon the bad pun... i assure you, it was (almost) unintentional.
Back to the Future (A1, B11, C37)
"sorry, that was a bad pun, huh?" "how did we...?" "i took your hand. we just linked up with all that energy in the upper atmosphere. we came back down, right here, as lightning." "that is ... not possible." reno arched his brows.
A siren and an incubus chapter 2
Like a bad pun or something. the roof crashed in, and i saw cryril go down under it. i screamed and i ran to help him. i don't know what came over me at that point.
After the Rain...Again
"not if you keep using bad puns like that one." she giggled. "oh, but you can?" he asked indignantly and she just nodded and smirked in response.
Fayer House -- Trails and Revelations
As if to drive home the bad pun he had just made, he stepped forward slightly to give him a bit more leverage. promptly afterwards he slammed his entire length deep into theresa's cunt, trying to see if he did it right.
A friend with new benefits
She giggled at her own bad pun. the wolf grimaced. well, almost, but she was squirming too much as shaylor squeezed that sensitive external organ. "murf... that is one horrible pun."
Sometimes, Reality Isn't What You Need
They rose up from their throne, leaving their head propped by their knuckles, and stared at xos like he was a mere jester entertaining the hall with bad puns. "it's not begging if we were hand-given the opportunity.