Artem & Wolford Special
Artem's a big douche-bag... we have to call him that now because dixon said its not right to call him a poop-nose. we'll make sure artem says sorry, so come and play!"
Girl Pox: Sleazy Slutty Sleepwalker--Chapter One (TFTG, Non-Furry)
"you shouldn't have left your bros hanging like that, dude, that was a total douche bag thing to do." jason poked me in the chest with his finger.
What Would You Do...
The handful of douche bags were much easier to ignore. it was the ones that did it unconsciously, constantly calling attention to my disability that got to me. and that was pretty much everyone.
Say It Like You Mean It
What are you still doing with these douche bags? i knew you'd go soft without me." "i never went soft, you prick. you turned your back on this city...and me."
BLAZE PAYS A VISIT
Oh well no one liked that douche bag any way. i feel sorry for patch though if the vets going to cut off his balls. patch never had balls in the first place lucky joked. both pups laughed loudly for a couple minutes.
blaze pays a visit.rtf
\fs22\par \fs32\par oh well no one liked that douche bag any way. i feel sorry for patch though if the vets going to cut off his balls. patch never had balls in the first place lucky joked. both pups laughed loudly for a couple minutes.
Horsetits: A Tale of Excess - Main Story
A rat boy, she noticed upon turning, dressed like a complete and total douche-bag was the source of the voice.
Alone and Afraid
When i finally calmed down, and it took awhile, i came pretty close to landing a punch right in that douche bags analytical face. that was not funny, i thought! the last one they exposed me to was wonderful, and disturbing, at the same time.
_u_sed... (part 9)
Are you people all douche bags? graduated with engineering, took part in many events, met important people interested in my skills. i had to refuse them, the goal i placed to myself is this feva everyone is talking about.
Reformed
"listen, you jock douche-bags: anybody messes with my pal troy, they mess with me. got it? you don't touch him, or i mess you up." jackson picked himself up off the floor. "are you nuts, man? is this a joke? you beat up on him more than any of us do!"
The Strong-side - Alex and Joseph
Alex retorted with a laugh, "i mean what kind of douche bag makes out with me, and then drops me? joseph does!" joseph flinched and closed his eyes, sighing slowly; he stared at the back of his eyelids and then opened them.
Crushing on a Cheerleader
I could hear the douche bags around me snickering. i just tried to block it out and move on to step three, actually picking a drink. orange crush, gone, lemonade, gone, orange fanta, gone. what's left?... grape soda... and water.