In the End
For all you know he could be complete douche-bag." michelle chuckled, sitting up. "doubtful. he doesn't look like a psycho." "give the guy a break." sarah insisted. "its his first day. don't do something stupid." "what do you mean?"
Regret Chapter 2
Fox mccloud is a douche bag. he's a jerk - a know-it-all who knows jackshit. i was right, wasn't i? see? i wasn't trying to bs you just 'cause i don't like you two.
Proxy Moron
That covers her face that features a big white star on her chest, her back, her thighs and forearms with red gloves and boots to match steps up with a guy in white swat armor featuring crosses all over the place behind her and next to him is another douche bag
What Would You Do...
The handful of douche bags were much easier to ignore. it was the ones that did it unconsciously, constantly calling attention to my disability that got to me. and that was pretty much everyone.
First Date
He figured no one wanted to hang around a douche bag or a loser, so he didn't act like one.
Operation: Dick-Punch
Fuck that gun-stealing douche-bag. like my legacy battle rifle and the mish-mash of armour and civvies adorning my body, our pelican drop ship was one of the older models.
New Memories Ch.1 Mark
Who ever the drunk douche bag was, they yanked on his ear way hard like a parent scolding a child. "fuck! ouch!" but then the paw disappeared. he ignored it and forced his way out of the room.
Girl Pox: Sleazy Slutty Sleepwalker--Chapter One (TFTG, Non-Furry)
"you shouldn't have left your bros hanging like that, dude, that was a total douche bag thing to do." jason poked me in the chest with his finger.
Locked chap 5
None of her corny romance novels ever turned out like this... where the protagonist is attached to a macho douche bag who's a thumb sucker with a tiny dick.
My Martian Girlfriend: Meeting Abby
5th 2014, 01:30 pm at the kloof village spar, i carried a shopping basket as i looked for low fat milk, so far they only had full cream milk which was bad for my old man due to him having diabetes which kinda serves him right for being a glutton douche bag
The Birthday Twins
"real nice, douche-bag! bust: 83, waist: 59, hips: 80. sometimes she has to wear a double-d or triple-d bra depending on the brand." "how could you possibly know that?!"
Say It Like You Mean It
What are you still doing with these douche bags? i knew you'd go soft without me." "i never went soft, you prick. you turned your back on this city...and me."