Frustrated

"i never said it was the perfect plan, dickhead," jason replied gruffly, "but it's the best i got. 's not like you're the only one that's tired." "touché," garyn replied, falling backwards onto jason's bed, "touché."

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Curiosity Spayed The Cat

"what the fuck are you doing here, dickhead? who are you?" the siamese, completely hairless cat with pearly white skin and burning, yellow eyes entered the room, pushing the other cat towards the wardrobe, infuriated to the bone.

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Back to the Roots

Some spots were apparently sensitive enough that sam might as well have been worshiping my dickhead with his tongue. to make matters worse/better: sam would often revisit both sensitive and ticklish spots whenever the mood struck him.

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Spirit's Relief

The giant dickhead flared up to nearly double the size it had been, nearly filling up the entire width of his home. everything went still and blake could no longer hold onto the girth of the dick.

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Happy Halloween Sis!

That dickhead asshole of a boyfriend had ended things with her over text and the day of the party! as she read through the message full of lame excuses again her screen indicated an incoming call from paige. "sorry m, i have to bail on tonight.

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[SNEAK PEEK] Varnish

He sheepishly handed his menu to the smiling waiter, slightly worried that he'd come off as a dickhead or that he was wasting their time. the chipmunk didn't seem to care - they just nodded and headed off towards the kitchen.

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Godson chapter 2

Despite his adamance that he would stand up for himself he kept his eyes down and hurried off to class but not before dylan had a chance to shout, "run away dickhead! you dirty little shit."

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a Fall From Grace Chapter 3

And that bit of tape behind his dickhead was keeping that fat bit of pink meat held fast to the metal beneath it.

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An Endless Voyage continues

Excalibur people chanting alegiance to maya, while the earthship crews spoke of how thats what the dickheads get for messin with dixieland. and a few even hummed 'to arms in dixie' as well.

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A New Arival

"that's boris, the school dickhead," i reply with obvious spite in my voice. "he is eternally pissed." "why, what could make him that pissed all the time?"

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The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 24)

You’ve been an absolute, self-centered dickhead this entire time. how do you not see that?” \>”i- i know. i was getting to that, fagtron. this isn’t easy for me.” “i don’t care if it’s not easy for you.

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Life Hack

He would kiss his dickhead and slowly suckle on the end of his new treat. he would run his tongue up and down the length of that hot shaft before taking it all the way in. he would worship the balls and take them in his mouth and suckle on them.

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