Once again Chapter One

"my name is silas, silas maximus. i work at the auto shop down the road, play some guitar and love doing nothing. nice to meet you john, by the way," silas said.

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Broken Bridges Chapter 1

My two younger siblings were munching on their cereal at the bar and my older brother; maximus snatched the toast out of the toaster. me? well, i wasn't one for breakfast so i grabbed a mug and poured myself a cup of coffee.

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Screaming eagles

“pilots to me, in formation” corporal smith commanded while climbing on top of maximus. “ready, take off” with a blow of a horn the dragons took to the sky and flew off along the coast.

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Stupid Girl

What was a limax maximus anyway? other labels just said bird, feline, canine, caprine; which she knew meant goat, bovine, rat (why would anyone want to be a nasty rodent?), and other animals.

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Golden Age: chapter 8: The City on the Hill

The highest point in the olympic range is the temple of optimus maximus, zeus's palace, found in the city. home of the greek pantheon and the roman add-ons like janus and bellona.

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Serenifi: Jail-Bait, Incest, Furry, AND Time-Travel? Oh-Me, Oh-My!

"they've been captured from their time by montavius maximus, along with babs bunny, shirley the loon, kia runner, zelda blackkat, pandora coyote, callie ferret, juliette wolf, and sasha raccoon. each sold separately." "why would he do that?"

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Muke's Massage

"gluteus maximus massage!" i yipped again as the crazy yote worked my rump till it was loose, then, with a decisive "okay, enough of that," started working down my legs, firmly massaging all the way to my ankles.

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Science Class Blues

Science class blues written by ragnarok maximus nova. [author's comments: this is the first real piece i've done since moving, and it's definitely a little more worked on than most of my stories.

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Blood and Water (The Hitchhiker)

I was, after all, or i wouldn't be eating his gluteus maximus right now.) i worked especially hard at making him think i didn't notice him glancing at the glove box. there was a gun in there. there usually is.

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Illusion of Reality Chap 2

"and more so, commander maximus has fallen in defeat, and was killed, but at the loss of our commander, his wife, the other commanders... and a three-quarters of our forces" said the herald.

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Pedigree.

“everyone and everything has a price, maximus. forgive me for assuming yours would be a handful of diced potatoes.” “well, it's not.” she nodded solemnly, expression tight and exaggerated in mockery. “_c'est la loose_. truly.” i ate my sandwich.

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To love from afar

maximus typux, the wizard of death and necromancy. he was honorable and valiant - and vanished in the caverns of the spider queen. no trace of him was found, though i carried his staff with me, at all times.

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