Bilcara's Machine

I'm going to treat you to a toy one of your gnome's initially came up with, though the reason for it is mixed. it doesn't have a name but i'm sure you will understand it's function very quickly."

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Mutant, Part I

Humans, elves, dwarves, renakana, gnomes, even orcs and goblins. shi had been so lonely at two points in hir life that shi had tried to be a whore, and failed miserably.

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Feats of the Beastfolk

Special: elves may reproduce with aranthi and foxkin, dwarves may reproduce with bucktoothed builders, and gnomes may reproduce with prickleskins under normal circumstances.

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Christmas with Krister

When the bag was empty and everyone had a pile of wrapped and glittering shapes in front of them, the gnome bowed, patted matsi's head, winked at krister, and jogged out.

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Wasteland Saviour - Flight - ch1

I checked the front door, it was locked but after quickly checking a few spots found a key under a garden gnome. "arggg" i yelled, trying to call her name, then growling further at my ongoing inability to talk.

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Checkers pieces in a chess game chp 1-2

But that doesn't mean it's a world of pixies, fairies, trolls, and gnomes either. instead this is a land of complex political systems ready to fall, and simple towns almost like clans making a rise in its wake.

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The Firbolg and his Cocksleeve (Commission)

She'd heard of the concoction before, a popular buy amongst the halflings and gnomes. despite this, it couldn't work miracles. no way it alone could have brutus fuck her. but it wasn't alone.

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Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter Sixteen

Dramatic music swelled as an old grandma was dragged screaming to her garden to be eaten alive by claymation gnomes. "henry," ethan said, setting his chair next to the couch, "you don't have to give away your stuff for me." i shook my head. "it's fine.

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Kuprogramming

Save that for the gnomes." "oh, well i'm just thinking about doing a little something...let's make this a little more obvious before we begin though." grey sat down on the bed. "i'm thinking a chrome color, no fur.

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Deiser Sticky Business

Kobolds are like shrieking baby gnomes. no offense, greg." the gnome that was cleaning tables across the way looked up with a shrug before resuming his duties. "so...you're not interested?" "hell yeah, we're bwwwarrrpp!!"

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Seran's Sauna

It seemed to bricot that he had broken another taboo among nonhumans; for gnomes it was punting, for whatever crumb was it was nodding, and for elves it seemed it was a handshake.

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Hyper-Active Imagination 3

"talk to the butt plug gnome and see about using the christmas plug of course." bryce replied playfully. "i thought we just decided it was too big." james replied.

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