Bad Moon Rising Chapter 2

"yeah, or maybe hulk hogan! seriously, elise? come on now, there's no way. he'd have to be, y'know, a jew. although i do wonder what he'd look like. i'm imagining rambo with mel brooks' face and voice. i'm not sure if i like that or not."

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Proxy Moron

hulk hogan's prodigy is really starting to annoy me." "hang in there, mike, i'm going to run up and take some pot shots at him."

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MFM5: The Canine Key

His name was dean jacks, he looked like a bald version of hulk hogan with his blond walrus beard. bates couldn't stand him, he was always a complete douchebag. decker was about to say something, but when he saw it was jacks, he hesitated.

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A Story of Darkness 4 - A Curse of Ages Past

Magic," he argued with a jabbing finger at ade's beak, "all i saw from all the weird shit goinground was a rat lady, a robot that makes bombs, a knight with a shovel who kicked your boss' ass, who was just some plague doctor that teamed up with some hulk hogan

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Tales From Apartment 232 - Part 14

"like hulk hogan too. anyway, the next guy is asher's boyfriend, a white wolf by the name of rowdy mcdowell. he plays blackball for the la hoods, and is another good friend of the family. he is the muscles of the family, and the backbone of us all."

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God of Hunger chapter 19-25

Larry answers, "what we just saw was hulk hogan transforming into the incredible hulk." "lacerti," trash calls, "don't let your guard down.

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Journey To The Central Nervous System Of Muriel (Courage The Cowardly Dog lost episode)

Personality-sucking, tentacle-bodied brain monster with a weird pseudo-mexican accent, or that time when the military had inadvertently planted an explosive mutant cyborg carrot missile into his stomach and then sent their local general into said stomach in a weird hulk hogan

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The Whole World Smils With You

hulk hogan!" she elaborated. “outer space bounty hunter. working as a nanny. nickelodeon-level slice of life nonsense. suburban-fucking-commando. i am the queen of remembering obscure, shitty 90s movies, and you will bow before me!"

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Red Twilight A Dawning of Power (free e-book)

** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **Red Twilight** ** ** ** ** **Part 1: Dawning of Power** ...

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Why are the Demons HOT?!

Why are the Demons HOT? Chapter 1 Consciousness returned not as a gentle dawn, but as a snapped rubber band. One moment, there was the screech of tires, a flash of blinding light, and the absurdly specific regret of not clearing his browser history....

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