Bloody Hew: Case1: Co-Owner's Rubble

I'll see you later in the office, sugar plum" \*gets up and leaves\* ... a while later... man wearing bank uniform: "mr. lopez, are you the person that called yesterday about unveiling some records?

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Horse Sense and Dragon Tales

Imagesof burning sugar plums danced in his head.  

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You'd Better Watch Out!

So, she wasn't dreaming of sugar plums, or all the great presents she'd get to play with. instead, she wanted to see santa claus and thank him for what he was doing.

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You'd Better Not Cry! (Darker Version)

So, she wasn't dreaming of sugar plums, or all the great presents she'd get to play with. instead, she wanted to see santa claus and thank him for what he was doing.

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Bedroom Heist

The protagonist was normally an amateur sleuth whose day job was a baker or something equally whimsical, leading to obligatorily punny titles like 'licence to dill,' 'vanilla beaned,' and 'sugar plum poisoned.' "what's the one you're reading right now?"

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J Baby meets Mr. Chain

Just slide this part under your little sugar plums, and this slips over your weenie, and \*click\* there we go. all done. nice and protected." mr. chain then expertly taped j baby up and picked him up off of the table. just like that!

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Photo Shoot!

Adam and eve, forbidden fruit, little incestuous sugar plum fairies dancing in your wicked eyes. you kept yourself from standing up and cheering, and instead resoluted you and your ecstatic emotions in a soulfully minimalistic note played on the camera.

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The Pawn

Rarely, very rarely, he came home smelling of sugar plums instead of thick perfume. those were the mornings he was happiest. today, he was glad for the pungent stench of the menagerie.

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The Ninth

"sugar plums dancing in your head?" cupid turned with a smile as prancer came walking over. the deer looked stunning as usual. his pelt was nearly all silver, and the rest was a rich black.

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Dragon's Christmas Adventure

Donkey explained, "and everybody is s'posed to be all snug in their beds with visions of sugar plums, right?" shrek replied, "well, right." "doncha see shrek?

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To Rough Up the Regal

"yeah, you're right sugar plum, we should just, mmm," aj sighed as her friend began kissing her neck with the odd added nip, "let's just, j-mmm, enjoy the moment for now."

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