Poker Face
It is said that television causes everything to appear bigger than it actually is, but Sir Flowless Fluke's mansion was so incredulously enormous that not even a 200-inch 8K television set could do it justice. Richard was mesmerized by its extravagant...
Seven Flushes
Seven flushes -a grrside story- "that's what happens when you talk shit about my halloween costume, potty mouth!" the obese frog croaked with anger as he adjusted his robe, his penis still dripping urine from the foreskin.
The Town That Melted Away
KNEE-DEEP Gurg O'Toole woke up with what appeared to be the sound of a gurgling liquid. It was annoying, a loud and repetitive "SLOSH, SLOSH, SLOSH" sound that didn't seem to stop. What were his parents doing? The O'Tooles lived a humble life. They...
Obscene Street Art
You approach Mr. Caruso's front porch in the middle of this dark night. You're dressed from head to toe with dark clothing. A scarf inside your dark hoodie obscures the lower half your face. Anyone who saw you dressed like this would think you look...
Politoe'd
Politoe'd -a **grrside** story- "oh, that's a good one! you say you want to be a pokémon master? what are you, ten? hahahaa!" mocked the obese frog.
Father's Day
**father's day** -a **grrside** story- **father's day, 11:04 am** "what the hell? are you seriously suggesting that you don't want to refund me? i told you three times already! there's something terribly wrong about this skin lotion!"
The Halo: An Incident Involving The Man Up There
**the halo: an incident involving the man up there** **-a grrside story-** my name is sammuel wind and i'm a complete outcast. yeah, there's no doubt about it. everybody knows it.
La Confesion
Marco ya le había contado a su madre sobre su relación con Rodri, pero confesárselo todo a su padre iba a ser otro cantar. Su padre, Jaime, siempre había estado obsesionado con la idea de que su hijo siguiera sus pasos y ser "maricón" no era uno de...
Athletic Support
"Matt, we found the perfect solution for your team." Said the principal. "It's obvious we can't compete in the regionals at this rate, your team of wimpy kids don't even know the difference between American football and soccer. But this marvelous...
New Underwear
I'd rather not tell you guys anything about my life, although you could call my **\*past\* ** life by now it's still too embarrassing talk about. It has been one catastrophic hardship after another. That's why I'm glad I can finally start a new life...
A Series Of Embarrassing Events
**a series of embarrassing events** -a grrside story- **ripley goes rip** the two canine assailants opened the door to ripley's room slowly, a faint light illuminating the room.
Going Green
The hunting had gone well. Of course it did. As long as their fearsome leader commanded them, the Skullcrusher tribe was unstoppable. All those ruthless, fierce and smelly orcs were too stupid to pull of such an impressive attack tactic by themselves,...