Food is my kryptonite. or something like that. i want morgan freeman to narrate my life. or a british guy (not the london one, the more stereotypical one that soothes us). either way, my life would be awesome. "and he went to the bathroom to take a shit.
Comedy, Human, Humor, Insanity, Male, Meme, Rant
Monogamy was his kryptonite.
he sat down at the bar, ordered his favorite drink and he looked around the club. he watched people dancing, bumping, grinding, channeling their sexual fervor into pure ecstacy.
Bear, Fox, Gay Relationships, Leather, M/M, Rodney the Bear, ursine
His arms hung limp, his 'kryptonite' of her pussy leaving him weaker and weaker, all of his thoughts heading down to his cock. matt leaned his head back, moaning.
_who knew that this roleplay stuff could be so fun?
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We managed to find a little bit of kryptonite. not enough to seriously damage him, but enough for the astrobot to stall him long enough."
"h-how did you managed to get that thing past jupiter."
"as i said. it pays to have partners in this business."
Diaper, Lane, Lois lane, lois, superman
The fox had broken, not fully, barry could tell, but this cock was kryptonite to any little sub that came near it.
as he finished his lick, the fox simply chuckled and sped his hands up.
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If i have to come after you again, i'll use kryptonite."
i grinned in return. "kryptonite only affects kryptonians, wwnn; i'm from earth." i winked slyly.
Anime, Care Bears, Cartoon, Cat, Dog, Female, Human, Male, My Little Pony, Reindeer
Luckily this high and mighty ruler had some form of kryptonite. his sister. polaris. she wore ice looking clothing. where her brother always wore bright,warm colors,she always wore dark cold colors just to prove that she was his real opposite.
Character Development, Corruption
She was a god damn fuckin' bitch.
...bitches were always my kryptonite.
my weekend stay turned into a small vacation, thanks to that bitch.
Alcohol, Drugs, Female, Love, Male, Wolf
"i guess spicy foods are kryptonite for me."
"remember," becky whispers into kiki's ear, "this is a race. and they're the enemy. so matter what, if you see a key, grab it."
"i'll try my best." kiki says.
Milk, Relationships, diving, hot, race, reality
Red underwear was g-'s kryptonite, it was hot on anyone especially the man in front of him. "so, want to explain now?"
"sure. if you don't mind me making breakfast at the same time."
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You're my kryptonite." he gave me another look, somewhat softened.
"that's almost sweet." he padded over slowly and handed me the bottle. "next time maybe discuss your plans with me before springing them on me.
Dalmation, Male, Meet the parents, Oral, Wolf
Figaro's kryptonite had stayed hidden to all but a few, galileo being one of them. his one true weakness? music. to some it's just notes and words, but to figaro, it was so much more. it was a story, an emotion, and a physical and tangible object.
Camp, Kissing, Lion, M/M, Passion, Squirrel, Young Love