Day 38 3:49 AM 1/2/2023-Chapter 8-Empty Road

The dark was only pierced by my flashlight, a 200 lumen ozark trail, which lit everything around me like a dim light bulb. the wind was gusting very hard and made it feel like i was back in the arctic.

, , , , , ,

Pandemic-Day 36 11:43 AM 12/31/2022-Chapter 6-Route Change

"the blue ozark?",raf asked. "that's the one",i replied. "yup." i pulled the duffle with a white house on it out of the truck and began setting it up. it was a great big, five person dome tent about the size of a small room.

, , , , ,

It Runs in the Blood (Commision)

Fortunately, grandma was in the middle of a camping trip in the ozarks when it hit her, janine wasn't so lucky."

, , , , , , , , , , ,

A Tale of Two Whirlwinds: Younger Than Springtime

"it's this little outfit out in the arkansas ozarks, mostly for young people, you know? i got hired to do a pit job there." "well, that's great, art," lashawn said, feeling genuinely happy for art. "you think it's gonna be crazy there?"

, , , , , , ,

A Bear and His Pain

Sure he gave his 'pets' pizza, but here he was; in a slum out in the ozarks making mincemeat of a twelve-year-old's tail-hole. the boy moaned and groaned like a good little slut and it got gregory hot.

, , , , , , ,

The Sweet Smell of Wood Smoke Pt. 1

It was way out in the ozarks, but it was where his father had brought him, and now he had brought his own son, dragged his wife along, and invited his best friend and his family to share it all with.

, , , , , , ,

This Is Budweiser

"my uncle's place outside lake ozark." "then you're about 35 miles off course, north northwest.. and damn lucky to be alive, mr..." "bunting. hank bunting." jessie offered his huge meaty hand. it swallowed hank's up to his elbow.

, , , , , ,

Ghost wolf puppies

"i'm ozark by the way. my friends call me ozzy though." he said, hesitantly stepping through the doorway. "pleased to make your acquaintance! and don't worry about that.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

My Gym Partner's Bro Blazes Down (Part 1)

"fuck, you oughta ride on down to the ozarks one time. last year i went back ferr a family reunion... m' uncle drove in on a lawn mower he's lacquer'd up with the stars 'n' bars.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

There's a Place in the Great Pack for You

Dan put down the petrichor: ozarks candle of which he'd taken an experimental sniff. "you grew up with the wolf in you." "what does that have to do with mom's weird candles?" "ohhh, didn't anybody-" martin began. "you don't know?"

, , , , , ,

Proper Form

Pictures of a half-naked buck posing in a speedo on a beautiful california beach and of various hikes he took around the illinois ozarks hung along the door.

, , , , , , , , , , ,

ChocolatEel! - A Sweet Story (Illustrated by LordSnape, WhiteMantis & UndyingSong)

Now, you might have guessed that in an ocean occupied by oddities such as oh henry octopi and ozark oysters, the mermaids therein would also be a bit.. different. in this tasty world, the fair half-fish femmes were also formed like food.

, , , , , , , , , ,